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Tuesday, October 29, 2002
I'm curious as to how different the world would be if no one put deodorant on. Seriously. Of course if would stink, but if smelliness is all we know...would it be smelly? I bet it would be totally reciprocal; instead of the bad smelling odors smelling bad, the good smelling odors would smell bad. Just think if that was the case! To be beautiful, you would not only have to look good, but you would have to smell bad. People would encourage farting.
"Susan, where you going?" "To a party. "Okay hun. I bought some onions at the grocery store." "What are you trying to say? My breath smells good?" "Oh yes...it's intoxicating. Make sure you take a bunch. I don't want my little girl smelling all good. Don't embarrass the family name!!!" "Yes mother." Let's think a little more about this. Think about chewing gum; think of what flavors they would have. Instead of grape/strawberry/etc (you know, the stuff that smells good), they'd have garlic/chitlin/onion flavored chewing gum. There would be shit-flavored tic tacs for God sakes! Everything would be brown/black/rusty colored. When someone had to use the bathroom, that person would tell everybody and everyone would crowd outside the door just to get a wif of those awful smells! When the person was done crapping, he wouldn't flush ...oh no. He would let it marinade and manifest into this awful hellish smell. LOL, the bathroom would turn into the living room. Let's get back to the fart thing. Instead of shaking hands, people would fart on each other. That would be regarded as highly respectful. Ewwwwww, and the old people. Most old people....stink. Old people would be so sacred in that society. You know how it's almost required to say "yes/no mam/sir" to elders? We would instead be force to fart in their faces. The more potent the smell is, the more respect you're showing, lol. Pizza to us would be Baked beans to them. ("Baked beans Hut") Don't even get me started on sex...well, it's too late..... SEX would be so so so dirty. Everyone already stinks, think of how stinky a person would be after getting all sweaty? Forget about the "girl's pussy smells like fish" thing. When a girl walks near you after she's had sex (or whatever makes girls smell like fish), it would smell like your all of a sudden 20,000 leagues under the sea. It would smell like Shamu just took a shit on top of your head! Flipper would be so jealous of that girl. However...since it's a world where bad smells smell good, people would love that smell to death. It would turn on all guys. All girls would turn into complete sluts just to obtain that level of smellines. Who needs a douche bag when you smell like a God! (If I could FTP, I would have a picture of a douche bag inserted here.) Anyway...just think about it. Please, if you have anymore ideas...talk to me about them. This is an interesting concept. Check out the ShamuCam if you haven't already. It's really cool. It's streaming jpeg, so it's better if you have a high speed connection. It's very cool to see a killer whale swimming around and around (and around) in a fish tank live. ¶4:16 PM e-mail me (0) comments (0) commentsBack To Blog top September 2002 / October 2002 / November 2002 / December 2002 / January 2003 / February 2003 / March 2003 / April 2003 / May 2003 / June 2003 / July 2003 / August 2003 / September 2003 / October 2003 / November 2003 / December 2003 / January 2004 / February 2004 / March 2004 / April 2004 / May 2004 / June 2004 / July 2004 / August 2004 / September 2004 / October 2004 / November 2004 / December 2004 / January 2005 / February 2005 / March 2005 / April 2005 / May 2005 / June 2005 / July 2005 / August 2005 / September 2005 / October 2005 / November 2005 / December 2005 / January 2006 / February 2006 / March 2006 / April 2006 / May 2006 / August 2006 / October 2006 / December 2006 / April 2007 / August 2007 / September 2007 / November 2007 / January 2008 / February 2008 / March 2008 / April 2008 /
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