carbonated water; high fructose corn syrup AND/OR sucrose; concentrate orange juice; citric acid, natural flavors!; sodium benzoate, erythorbic acid and edta TO PROTECT TASTE ; potassium citrate; caffeine; yellow 5; carob bean gum

Example manly conversation about football.

Homer: Are you saying you're never going to eat any animal again?
What about bacon?
Lisa: No.
Homer: Ham?
Lisa: No!
Homer: Pork chops?
Lisa: Dad, those all come from the same animal!
Homer: Heh heh heh... ooh... yeah... right, Lisa.
A wonderful... magical animal.

Operator! Give me the number for 911!

When I first heard that Marge was joining the police academy, I thought it would be fun and zany, like that movie -- Spaceballs. But instead it was dark and disturbing. Like that movie -- Police Academy.

Marge: Homer, did you call the audience "Chicken"?
Homer: No! I swear on this bible!
Marge: That's not a bible. That's a book of carpet samples.
Homer: Mmmm... fuzzy.

Homer (looking up at the living room ceiling): "God, why do you mock me?"
Marge : "That's not God, that's a waffle that Bart threw on the ceiling."
Homer (eats waffle): "Mmmm...Sacrelicious!"

Homer wrecks his car and has to explain it to the insurance guy:
Insurance Guy : "O.K, now before I give you the check, I have just one more question. That place Moe's you were coming back from, that is a buisness of some sort..."
Homer Brain : "Don't say you were at a bar. BUT what else is open at night?"
Homer : "I was at a pornography store, I was buying pornography."
Homer Brain : "Hehe, I would a never thought of that."

"AHHH. Donuts. . . What can't they do?"

What's the point of going out? We're just going to wind up back here anyway.

Homer (to brain): "Uh, oh. It's time you told Marge your secret."
Homer : "Marge, I ate those fancy soaps you bought for the bathroom."
Marge : "Oh, my gosh!"
Brain : "No, the other secret."
Homer : "Marge, I never passed high school."
Marge : "That still doesn't explain why you ate my soap. Wait, maybe it does."
Homer goes on to explain that he never passed Science 101.
Marge : "But, Homer! You're a Nuclear Technician."
Homer : "Marge! Icksnay on the Uclearnay EchnicianTay."
Marge : "What did you say?"
Homer : "I don't know. I flunked Latin, too."

Homer : (to postal employee) Hello, my name's Mr. Burns. I believe you have a package for me.
Postal Employee : Ok Mr. Burns, what's your first name ?
Homer: "I don't know..."

I am aware of a block you have on P2P file sharing programs. I think this is outrages. I need those programs in order to valuable resources; foreign music unaccessible to Americans and also techno remixes, useful help documents that can't be found else where. What other restriction do we have?

I know longer have access to my site's server via FTP! Is this your doing?

Remove the block. You promised "high-speed internet access"...I didn't see anything that said "restricted high-speed internet access." I paid all this money to live on campus primarily to take advantage of this high speed service. I'm not getting what I paid for. We can do this the easy way (you turn off all filters), or the hard way (you may have a lawsuit on your hands). I trust that you'll do the right thing.

if (football != marchingBand)   //when 'football' is not equal to 'marching band'

{

   System.out.println("Kill me....kill me fast!");

   System.out.println("Kill the people who enjoy it nice and slow...make them suffer!");

   pureEvil == football - marchingBand;

   satanist == ( people + football )  - marchingBand;

}

System.out.println("I really don't like " + pureEvil + " or " + stanist + ".");

Theoretically speaking, if a member of the KKK wants to come to my college to present a hate speech, it is not necessarily a bad thing. It all depends on how open-minded the audience is. “Most students respect disagreement and difference, and they do not bring charges of harassment against those whose opinions or expressions offend them.” I have asked five random students if they agree that the definition of ‘campus atmosphere’ is this: an environment where getting as many different people’s perspective on touchy subject matter as possible is at the top of a person’s priorities. It is unanimous; five out of five students agree. If I were to attend a hate speech spoken by a member of the KKK, I would be going in order to gain an understanding on why this speaker’s culture strongly deems white Christians as rulers over all. The chief goal of all educational institutions should be to give all students a better understanding of the world. That is what a ‘campus atmosphere’ should be reminiscent of.