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Sunday, March 16, 2003
It's 2AM in the goddamn morning, and I'm sleepy as a motherfucker. It's funny how you can compare anything to a motherfucker. Have you ever thought about this shit? I'm hungrier than a motherfucker. I'm hornier than a motherfucker. "Hey Billy, you're taller than a motherfucker!" .....with a huge smile, Billy replies, "Thanks mom." She's nastier than a motherfucker. What the fuck is a motherfucker? I wonder how this word was created. We'll just assume the word "fucker" was already made. So all of a sudden there's this guy that goes around screwing mothers. I guess someone put two and two together and made motherfucker. Or maybe someone was making fun of someone else, and thought calling him a motherfucker was the king of insults. Saying something is __[insert adjective]__ than a motherfucker is dumber than a motherfucker. But that's not the point I'm trying to make here. I have nothing against motherfuckers (because I really don't know what the fuck a mother-fucker is). How would you insult a motherfucker? Would you call a motherfucker a fatherfucker to fuck with their heteoro-ness? Why does saying motherfucker sound more politically correct than fatherfucker? I guess it just rolls off the tongue more smoothly. M-o-t-h-e-r-f-u-c-k-e-r. "Mmmmmmm".
What if ego waffles were called motherfuckers? Would you still eat them? Instead of saying lego my ego, you'd say "Lego my motherfucker." And now they've got that cream filled ego waffle. So they would be ...cream filled motherfuckers. There's something badass about saying motherfuckers. It smooth. Okay, the way I'm saying it in my head is ...."MOTHA FUCKAH" just to clear things up. Read over this post pronouncing it "mothafuckah" and you'll know what I'm talking about. It's my motherfucking bedtime ....whoa!!!!!! I said motherfucking. That's different! I'll discuss that some other time. Goodnight. ¶2:23 AM e-mail me (0) comments (0) commentsBack To Blog top September 2002 / October 2002 / November 2002 / December 2002 / January 2003 / February 2003 / March 2003 / April 2003 / May 2003 / June 2003 / July 2003 / August 2003 / September 2003 / October 2003 / November 2003 / December 2003 / January 2004 / February 2004 / March 2004 / April 2004 / May 2004 / June 2004 / July 2004 / August 2004 / September 2004 / October 2004 / November 2004 / December 2004 / January 2005 / February 2005 / March 2005 / April 2005 / May 2005 / June 2005 / July 2005 / August 2005 / September 2005 / October 2005 / November 2005 / December 2005 / January 2006 / February 2006 / March 2006 / April 2006 / May 2006 / August 2006 / October 2006 / December 2006 / April 2007 / August 2007 / September 2007 / November 2007 / January 2008 / February 2008 / March 2008 / April 2008 /
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