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Sunday, March 16, 2003
There's a crisis here in my dorm. Everything who is something has been polluted with pubic hairs! Of course all of them aren't pubes...some are hair follicles from legs and head (but that's not funny). I look down at the floor, and I see so many pubes! From an amateurs perspective, you'd think that all of the blame goes to me. You are wrong my friend. Yes, my pubes are thicker and easier to see than my roommate's; however, somehow, when I take my books out of my bookbag, I see these thin little blonde strands everywhere! It disturbs me. How the hell does all of his hair get on and in all my crap? It's funny, I'm not mad or anything. The worst (!!!!!) is when I'm washing my face with my face towel, and then something gets in my mouth. I take my hand and get it out....and it's one his fucking! Disgusting! Disturbing! Dirty! Dinky! Just to think that something that fell off of his body got in my mouth! Fucking gross. ...and it's gotta happen at least 3 times a week. It's nasty! It's like his hair floats into the air and is magnetically attracted to my things (and my mouth). At least my pubes...when they come out, go straight down to the floor! I'm not mad...it's funny. But it's fucking gross! What? I've been suffering through about 6 months of this crap? What's that Billy? I got 2 more months!!
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