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Sunday, April 06, 2003
Have you ever thought how life would be if we didn't have fingernails? I'm so fucking tired of forgetting to cut them regularly, and I find myself cutting people up when I shake their hands - or worst (!) cutting my own damn self up with 'em. All 16 oz cans, fuck it! ...ALL bottles and containters would cap you twist off. Every single one of them. That would the fucking life! No more tabs breaking off, not more breaking your fingernails trying to open it. And Toenails!! I'm so fucking tired of 'em. I cut the off, and they're so fucking thick - they're little knives. They drop in the floor right ...then I walk around in my socks, and It's like I'm walking on glass!! And I'm so scared to cut them sometimes because I'm scared they might fly up into my eye and cut them up. Why the fuck couldn't humans evolve to have little hoofs at the end of our fingers or some shit like that. At a point in our evolution, humans stopped needed nails as much. We got out of those caves, and built houses and shit. I don't know where the fuck I'm going with this. My point is: NAILS PISS ME THE FUCK OFF!
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