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Tuesday, April 01, 2003
I got so embarrased today. So I was going through the cafeteria line, with my earphones on. I took the right plug out so that I could here what the cafeteria ladies were saying. I asked for a cheeseburger, hot dog, and fries. I gave her my plate and put my right ear plug back in. Now, these earphone block out about 40% of the sound without the music playing. Then she asked me something:
Cafeteria Lady: "Show me yo teethz." Well, I thought that was a little odd, but I showed her my teeth anyway. Maybe I've got another admirer of thy beautiful features - yes, I'm full of myself. But, she just looked at me looking at her with this big weird smile. I didn't know what was up...I did what she asked me to do. I too both earplugs out, ans conitinued to look at her. She repeated: Cafeteria Lady: "Do you want Chili o' Cheeze?" Oh my God! There I was, showing my teeth like an idiot...in front of a lot of people, because the lines weren't at all small. She was asking me if I wanted her to put chili or cheese on my fries (notice that I don't say French fries). I was so embarassed. Me: "Oh! I thought you were telling me to show my teeth." She just looked at me like I was an idiot and laughed. Though, she didn't laugh with me...THIS FUCKING CAFETERIA BITCH WAS LAUGHING AT ME!!!!! What was her goddamn problem uh? She could have showed some sympathy for my obvious mistake. She didn't have to add yet another example of the psychological abuse I daily suffer with. I'm traumatized. I'm so traumatized that I will probably never ever get a cheeseburger, hotdog, and fries there EVER AGAIN. ¶2:21 PM e-mail me (0) comments (0) commentsBack To Blog top September 2002 / October 2002 / November 2002 / December 2002 / January 2003 / February 2003 / March 2003 / April 2003 / May 2003 / June 2003 / July 2003 / August 2003 / September 2003 / October 2003 / November 2003 / December 2003 / January 2004 / February 2004 / March 2004 / April 2004 / May 2004 / June 2004 / July 2004 / August 2004 / September 2004 / October 2004 / November 2004 / December 2004 / January 2005 / February 2005 / March 2005 / April 2005 / May 2005 / June 2005 / July 2005 / August 2005 / September 2005 / October 2005 / November 2005 / December 2005 / January 2006 / February 2006 / March 2006 / April 2006 / May 2006 / August 2006 / October 2006 / December 2006 / April 2007 / August 2007 / September 2007 / November 2007 / January 2008 / February 2008 / March 2008 / April 2008 /
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