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Tuesday, May 13, 2003
You like my witty humor don't you? You want to get lots of chocolate fudge, rub it up and down my body don't you? You want to lick it off right - w/ your tongue, you want to make circles around each of my nipples. I fucking know you do...don't deny your urge(!), go ahead and confess your burning desire to be my personal love bitch. I would enjoy having you as my PLB (personal love bitch, duh). What's that??? You don't know where I live? There's no need to frown baby, just say these 3 words out loud and I'll be right there...ready to get served you fucking love bitch: "testicles are cool." Say that, and I'll be right around the corner to harass you...you whore ass (ha ha, I'm witty). And why the fuck wouldn't you want to be my love bitch? I'm the fucking shit. Everyone wants to be The Fucking Shit's love bitch - everyone! It's everyone's dream to be the servant of someone who's rich and powerful. Well people...I'm that someone; I will always be that someone. If you're not my love bitch, you're just a nobody. Wouldn't you want to be a someone's nobody? Of course you do [you whore ass]. Being someone's nobody is the American Dream; it's a motherfucking lifestyle. Join me. Become my Monica Lewinsky, and I'll be sure to transform you from just a nobody, to my nobody. Remember, just say "testicles are cool" out loud RIGHT NOW and your life will change for the better.
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