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Friday, July 04, 2003
The inside of my car was starting to smell like rotten human flesh...so it was probably ready to clean it out. Technically, my car doubled as a trash can. I would just throw all my garbage in the floor, and push everything up under my seats. Sure this was effective last year...but after a year of doing this, you can imagine how badly it smelled and how awful it was to clean. I got a huge trash bag, and went to work. After about 35 minutes and 13 seconds, the trash bad was full. I got a vacuum cleaner and again, went to work. Success, the car was big-trash free and small-trash free. Ha! I though, "Hmmm...I might as well give the vinyl/leather dashboard thing a good old spit shine." I gave the vinyl so many coats of shine, I could almost see myself in it. I got some Frebreeze, and soaked everything. My car now smells like fresh baby powder. Something unfortunate happened though. I put my floor rugs in the washing machine, and it turned out swell. I put them in the dryer, and....when I took them out, the inside of the dryer was layered with silt. It was nasty. Do not ever put car floor rug thingies in a dryer! Don't tell me it's common sense not to do that! The rugs were wet, so naturally I thought..."Hmmm...if I put them in a dryer, they won't be wet anymore." If that's not common sense, kill me now. Just now, I went in there and washed the fuck out of it.
Ouch!!! My feet hurt. My right arm hurts (no! Not from jacking off...this time). I played dodge ball yesterday. The game of dodge ball is fun, but the version of it I played yesterday sucked ass! When you think...playing dodge ball with about 14 balls, you think it's gonna be fun right? Not exactly. Because someone thought up the rule..."If you throw the ball and your opponent catches it, you're out"...everyone was scared to throw the ball. It was so slow and boring. People would just stand there holding the ball, waiting for the other team to throw it. How retarded is that. That rule sucked ass. If it didn't exist, everyone would be throwing balls nonstop...which would result in more action...which would result in more dodging...which would result in more fun. I don't know what the fuck that game was I played, but it wasn't dodge ball. I got all dirty, and hurt my feet and arm for seemingly nothing. I got nothing out of it but a bad mood. I'm never playing that version of dodge ball again in my life. Fuck it. ¶12:08 PM e-mail me (0) comments (0) commentsBack To Blog top September 2002 / October 2002 / November 2002 / December 2002 / January 2003 / February 2003 / March 2003 / April 2003 / May 2003 / June 2003 / July 2003 / August 2003 / September 2003 / October 2003 / November 2003 / December 2003 / January 2004 / February 2004 / March 2004 / April 2004 / May 2004 / June 2004 / July 2004 / August 2004 / September 2004 / October 2004 / November 2004 / December 2004 / January 2005 / February 2005 / March 2005 / April 2005 / May 2005 / June 2005 / July 2005 / August 2005 / September 2005 / October 2005 / November 2005 / December 2005 / January 2006 / February 2006 / March 2006 / April 2006 / May 2006 / August 2006 / October 2006 / December 2006 / April 2007 / August 2007 / September 2007 / November 2007 / January 2008 / February 2008 / March 2008 / April 2008 /
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