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Thursday, July 03, 2003
(Note: Keep reading this post...skip ahead if you need to. Amidst the incoherent ramblings, there is actually a point.)
Sleep. Sleepiness does funny things to my brain. It's 2:32AM right now, and it seems that I'm sleepy. Unlike most people, instead of going to sleep when I get sleepy, I stay up longer. Sleepiness causes me to rebel against what I really should do (sleep), and thus I can't sleep. As you can tell, this is pretty hard to explain (especially when you're sleepy). More simply put, the sleepier I get the more I stare at shit (yeah, that rhymes on purpose...ain't I the cleverest?). I'm sitting in front of my computer, eyes burning and brain dead, it seems as if I can do this all night. Statistically, the day before I get a whole day to do nothing, I stay up at least to 4AM before I even consider sleep. Plus my parents go to work during the day...I get the whole house to myself. It's so fucking quiet, it's so fucking great. I know what you're thinking, "Why do you cuss so much?" I don't know why I cuss so fucking much! I don't even consider a cuss word profane. It's as natural as eating food and shitting it out to me. Whoops, I changed the subject...Uh, I'm sleepy. Sleepiness wakes me up. What the fuck am I talking about? No, I'm asking you...what the hell am I saying? I think I've finally lost ....it. It is lost forever and ever and ever and ever [breathe] and ever (repeat 100 * (20(x+2)) times). Ha! I made a loop. Loops are fun. Especially when it's an unnatural loop: such as two tits (from the same girl) are connected to each other at the nipple. Speaking of nipples, I have 2 of 'em myself. Why the fuck do I have nipples for? Isn't it kind of redundant of "GOD" to give men nipples when we don't breast feed? There's some logical proof that God isn't perfect somewhere in there. Because men have a functionless pair of body parts (aka nipples), our bodies aren't perfect....since God made us in reflection to his on likeness, God himself isn't perfect. If God isn't perfect, God really isn't a God; he's merely an imperfect mad scientist who fucked up human genetics. Think about that shit. I bet at one time, a guy's nipples served some purpose. Hmmm, another way to look at it; all humans are Frankensteins. We were built from scratch, and made imperfect in reflection to our creator. Okay, fuck all that shit. God sucks. Whoops, did I say that? I meant to say he swallows (God always likes to please). God sure knows how to deep throat...boy oh boy. Hmmm, I've gotta say it now: GODDAMMIT. There, it's out of my system. Why the fuck is that word so satanic? Goddammit is the coolest goddamn word is the whole goddamn universe. Fuck Hell! I'm not going to hell. Fuck Heaven, I'm not going there neither. You wanna know where I'm going when I die? I'm gonna be stuck in a coffin and buried in the ground. My body is going to decompose, and maggots are gonna eat the fuck out of my internal juices. My nuts are gonna swivel up...my pecker's gonna swivel up...my whole goddamn body is gonna swivel up. It's gonna be so much fucking fun. I really want to be cremated and thrown into the sea. I'd rather be dust than a decomposing cornucopia for worms. Obviously heaven doesn't exist...it's impossible. Saying I have a soul, and this body is just a vehicle for my soul to travel in before it's final trip to Heaven or Hell is nonsense. I have a soul alright, but I don't call it a soul. I call it a consciousness! Buahahaha! Yeah, that's not funny. Stupid Christians probably call me a satanist. Ha! How can I be a satanist when I don't believe in satan? Speaking of Christians...Christianity is shitty. All it is is blinded idealism. It's so fucking fake. Dear Non-Christians: (sing this aloud for the best effect) We are Christians...We are perfect...none of us will ever fail. Fuck your ways....Join us now...if you don't...go to hell. PS - You Satanist fuckers. That's Christianity in a nutshell. Whoops! I got off subject. Uh...I'm sleepy. When I'm sleepy I can't go to sleep. Sleep does some strange things to me. One effect...I get all huge and shit, and my skin turns green. Fuck you! I know that was corny. No matter what you say, I'll always be funnier than you...goddammit. I'm the funniest fucker in this entire fucked up fuckery of a fuckfaced world. Okay, I'm not. At least I'm not a Christian...they're the scum of the Earth. They're so insecure with their lives, they've gotta create they're own security. They have to developed this arrogant superiority complex, and tell everyone who isn't one of them they are going to go to some fiery pit of eternal damnation. That's so American of them...don't you think? Their insecure asses sleep better at night because for some reason, they think they're going to have eternal happiness. The only thing you have to do to obtain this utopia is believe Jesus is your savior. That's it. Well that was easy! Now, no matter how fucked up you are in the head. No matter how many people you've killed. No matter how many atrocities you've filled your life with, you will forever be a Christian. You will forever be superior to everyone else. Get the fuck outta here with that shit. Christianity seems like pure ignorance to me. Oh no, not that cheap ignorance you would find Saturday nights at the movie theater; rather, the good shit. Ah yes...that's the stuff. A Christian Minister: Now that we've established how ignorant we truly are, let's entice more people to join how ignorant but arrogant cult. Yes Yes! Let's put our fucked up ideals in public schools, and fuck 'em up while they're young. Better yet! Let's have youth camps all over the world and convince all the kids who go there ...that God told them all to be pastors. Our kids can make so much money as pastors! It's the fastest growing field in the world. Who cares if they want to do things such as cure genetic diseases (i.e. - cancer). In fact...doctors are playing God. There's only one God, and that's my God. Who cares if these doctor's would save millions of lives, genetic manipulation is satanic. Fuck common sense...let's have these people develop cancer and die! Then more people would lose hope which in turn would cause more people to join our ignorant but arrogant cult. Who needs money, when you've got Jesus in your lives. Who needs medical treatment and scientific advances when you've got Jesus in your lives. God is the reason I make money...not because I scare money out of people by saying "You're going to hell if you don't give me money." Ha! I would never do that. God is the reason my car starts up, not because of an engine! God loves us! That's why he made those 2 planes crash into the twin towers in New York. God loves us! That's why he kills Millions and millions of people from AIDS every year. God loves the fuck out of us! Goddammit! Whoops, I changed the subject again. Why do I keep doing that? I know why! (I bet you know why too.) It's because I'm sleepy. Goodnight. ¶3:45 AM e-mail me (0) comments (0) commentsBack To Blog top September 2002 / October 2002 / November 2002 / December 2002 / January 2003 / February 2003 / March 2003 / April 2003 / May 2003 / June 2003 / July 2003 / August 2003 / September 2003 / October 2003 / November 2003 / December 2003 / January 2004 / February 2004 / March 2004 / April 2004 / May 2004 / June 2004 / July 2004 / August 2004 / September 2004 / October 2004 / November 2004 / December 2004 / January 2005 / February 2005 / March 2005 / April 2005 / May 2005 / June 2005 / July 2005 / August 2005 / September 2005 / October 2005 / November 2005 / December 2005 / January 2006 / February 2006 / March 2006 / April 2006 / May 2006 / August 2006 / October 2006 / December 2006 / April 2007 / August 2007 / September 2007 / November 2007 / January 2008 / February 2008 / March 2008 / April 2008 /
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