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Thursday, July 24, 2003
Some juicy Matrix Revolutions news from actress Nona Gaye, who plays Link's babe Zoe. She clearly knows what kind of foreplay Matrix nuts (such as myself) get turned on by, click here to read.
Meanwhile...I'm doing nothing. Oh! I'm going to see Tomb Raider: The Cradle of Life tonight. I'm am very excited about this sequel. I know a lot of people said the first on sucked - well, if it sucked so bad how the fuck did it make over $130 million at the box office? Explain that one? I think the reason the first one is said to be bad is because everything in it was too cliché. We had this artifact that could destroy mankind, and Lara Croft has got to get it before the bad guys do. We didn't really get a good characterization of Lara Croft...she didn't really have a unique personality us Tomb Raider fans were expecting. Well yes, Lara Croft has one, but Angelina Jolie didn't exploit it enough. She was holding back a little too much. Blah blah, she got the artifact and manages to have closure with her father. Big deal. They could have just cut out all the bullshit about her father...that was a real drag. The video game doesn't have that much heart, so the movie shouldn't as well. ---- With that said, this sequel gives the director another chance at capturing the true essence of the video game. More stunts...but more realistic stunts (None of that Charlie's Angels shit). More personality for Lara Croft. More sex. And please please!!! More of Angelina Jolie's hard nipples. You put those 4 things into a movie, and multiply that by 100 - Hopefully that'll equal Tomb Raider: The Cradle of Life. ¶2:12 PM e-mail me (0) comments (0) commentsBack To Blog top September 2002 / October 2002 / November 2002 / December 2002 / January 2003 / February 2003 / March 2003 / April 2003 / May 2003 / June 2003 / July 2003 / August 2003 / September 2003 / October 2003 / November 2003 / December 2003 / January 2004 / February 2004 / March 2004 / April 2004 / May 2004 / June 2004 / July 2004 / August 2004 / September 2004 / October 2004 / November 2004 / December 2004 / January 2005 / February 2005 / March 2005 / April 2005 / May 2005 / June 2005 / July 2005 / August 2005 / September 2005 / October 2005 / November 2005 / December 2005 / January 2006 / February 2006 / March 2006 / April 2006 / May 2006 / August 2006 / October 2006 / December 2006 / April 2007 / August 2007 / September 2007 / November 2007 / January 2008 / February 2008 / March 2008 / April 2008 /
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