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Wednesday, August 20, 2003
Today marks the last day that I will ever cut the grass until next Summer. ...and the crowd goes wild. I'm going to miss driving the lawnmower around n' around in circles for 2 hours. I'm going to miss breathing in pounds of dirt and pollen. I'm going to miss the asthma attacks I eventually get later in the day. Finally, I'm going to miss being so close to all sorts of spiders in their natural habitat. In fact, I'm getting quite teary-eyed. Later today, I'm gonna hang out with some of my friends for potentially the last time until Winter Break. Sad? Yep. Oh...the phone is ringing... okay I'm back. (the phone seriously rung) I'm gonna miss being a secretary for my parents. The phone rings, I pick up...then the fucker(s) on the other line want to me to get a pen and paper and write down some information to give to my parents. It was so fun to working for free as a secretary.
Speaking of free, a new whorehouse opened up in downtown Anderson! Because their a fresh business, everybody gets a free handjob w/ a complimentary towelette for their first 5 visits. Isn't that cool?! And honestly, the whores are kind of pretty. You gotta let 'em grow on you. After 10 or so drinks, all women start looking attractive so it doesn't really matter anyway. OKay, I'm just playing. Anderson would never get a whorehouse/strip club. There's too many hypocritical Southern Baptist in the area to allow such a thing. We used to have a strip club about 3 year ago. Southern Baptist would stand all around it with picket signs (or whatever) boycotting the club. It attracted the news...and so much attention. News cameras were there filming people go in there...guys don't want to be on camera being seen going into a strip club. Well, the guys who are married anyway. So the club stopped getting business. So because of Southern Baptist, anything sex related will never be available here in Anderson. And that pisses me off. the funny thing about it is that i bet most of the customers were church-going people. Sure I don't have any proof - to believe in something, you don't need proof, right religious people? ALL you need is faith. ¶11:15 AM e-mail me (0) comments (0) commentsBack To Blog top September 2002 / October 2002 / November 2002 / December 2002 / January 2003 / February 2003 / March 2003 / April 2003 / May 2003 / June 2003 / July 2003 / August 2003 / September 2003 / October 2003 / November 2003 / December 2003 / January 2004 / February 2004 / March 2004 / April 2004 / May 2004 / June 2004 / July 2004 / August 2004 / September 2004 / October 2004 / November 2004 / December 2004 / January 2005 / February 2005 / March 2005 / April 2005 / May 2005 / June 2005 / July 2005 / August 2005 / September 2005 / October 2005 / November 2005 / December 2005 / January 2006 / February 2006 / March 2006 / April 2006 / May 2006 / August 2006 / October 2006 / December 2006 / April 2007 / August 2007 / September 2007 / November 2007 / January 2008 / February 2008 / March 2008 / April 2008 /
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