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Tuesday, May 18, 2004

What A Great Day! ...(sarcasm)

Not only did I have to get up at 7:30AM to take my niece to school, but I had a doctor's appointment at 9:40AM. So I dropped her off, came home, watched a little porn tivo-ed programming (THE X-FILES BAYBEE...syndication is the shit, The X-Files comes on 4 different channels [Sci-Fi, TNT, Oxygen (for some dumb reason), and CNN! (j/k)] and our tivo just records it all for me), and worked on the site a little. Yeah, I did all that in an hour or so. My dad gave me the good old, "Oh yeah, I want you to..." where you insert something annoying he wants me to do that's all out of the way and shit. I was going to the doctor to check out my heart (I was having symptoms of a heart attack people - chest pains (duh), numb left arm, feeling of impending doom), and he told me "Oh yeah, I want you to get a physical also; and empty the trash while you're at it." Wow, I'm only 5 minutes late - I have plenty of time to take the trash out. And man! I love whenever an old white man grabs my scrotum sac, massages them, and then turns me around so he can examine my ass crack - I absolutely love that with all of my heart (sarcasm). So all of that happened. Throw in 30 minutes of uncomfortable waiting around disabled, coughing, puking, moaning, discussing, smelling-like-moth-balls, liver-spot-having, "look, there's a negro over there in the chair, let's look at him and make him uncomfortable"-thinking old grey-haired retired fuckers, and then another 20 minutes of waiting in a claustrophobic prison. Thankfully I had my good old GBA to keep me company. The fun-level was almost equivalent to playing with my wee-wee, if it had an A & B button, a small LCD screen, and a slot where I can stick cartridges in...I repeat, almost! My balls were played with, and blood drained from my left arm (lots of blood). It was a great fucking time.

When that was all done, it was 12PM! I went to Wendy's and got a bacon classic (excellent burger), ate in the parking lot. Again, an old retired lady inhabited my personal area by pulling up beside me, and ate as well. Hooray! More uncomfortable looks and stares. I think old geezers get off on it. They know that they're old and us young folks don't have any right to tell them, "Stop looking at me you fucking cunt...mind your own goddamn business before I walk closer to you and kill your wrinkled up (and sometimes flattened) ass by scaring you to death." No, I can't say that. Sure, to a younger person that would be fine as fuck, but noooooooo; we have to respect our elders. Fuck them. They make going to the doctor's office a living hell - I hate feeling discriminated against, and hated on by their stares because of my race. Oh, where was I? I'm back at home! I did the same old shit I do all the time when I'm at home - "...came home, watched a little porn tivo-ed programming, and worked on the site a little." What do you know, I had a dentist appointment at 3PM. My parents love scheduling appointments with things without my input. I went there, I got my teeth cleaned. No big deal. That place doesn't seem to have much business. I did walk away with sore gums - that bitch must think in order to clean a person's teeth, you've gotta scrape the fuck out of that person's gums. Oh my god! Sherrie just got shot! Oh my god!!!! I love her character! Damn those 24 writers. 24 is getting so fucking crazy now. I love every moment of it. Anyway, my gums are still sore. After the dentist appoint, I went to the mall and played DDR. Around 6PM, I got some Japanese food (oishii da yo), and came home. And there you have it. What a great day...hoes and bitches.
 9:19 PM  e-mail me (22) comments

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no one posted a comment yet...so i did.

by Anonymous Anonymous, at 6:15 PM  



Thanks! I swear. I don't think anyone ever wants to comment on crap. But that's okay - it'll all change. All I've gotta do is start talking about fat chicks, or abortion, or say "fuck god" and I'll get lots of comments. America likes controversy. I know what you guys want; I've intentionally toned it down a little. But don't worry, I'll get edgy again. I sort of like the idea of only a couple of people checking the site out. If my site starts getting popular, I'll start getting more attention, and people will start trying to bring me down. I've been pretty scared of the thought, but I'm starting not to care anymore. Fuck god.

by Blogger TBoneFever, at 11:13 PM  



so ... f*** god, huh? how can you f*** something that you believe doesn't exist? and if you believe he exists, that he doesn't care about you or anyone else? that he's just some creative force ...

stephen

by Anonymous Anonymous, at 12:08 AM  



I'm not an atheist. I believe in god. Do I believe I can fuck him? No I don't! Was I literally talking about fucking him? Fuck no I wasn't. Fuck you! See, that doesn't imply I want to fuck you, that just means "fuck you" ...lol. I'm sure that cleared things up.

by Blogger TBoneFever, at 12:19 AM  



not really. what i meant wasn't literally f***ing god. duh. perhaps i should step back and ask some questions first. after he created stuff, what do you believe God did? is he just sitting idly by while nature is running its course? what is he doing all day?

stephen

ps if anyone's paying attention, i am a Christian, which may help better explain my position on the matter

by Anonymous Anonymous, at 12:28 AM  



He's just sitting back in a drop top sipping on coronas smoking a blunt. While the people on Earth suffer. That's why prayer is unanswered.

P.S. I'm only saying this to anger you :-P ...Fuck God!

by Blogger TBoneFever, at 12:34 AM  



Yes he is sitting back and enjoying watching everyone die from cancer and plane crashes. Our God is a merceful God.

by Anonymous Anonymous, at 12:38 AM  



yeah ... that made sense ... i'm sure people will flock from miles around to your religion ... oh wait, they do already.

well, you wanted controversy. with replies like that you're sure to get some (sarcasm).

stephen

by Anonymous Anonymous, at 12:40 AM  



if God were to interfere with the natural goings-on of society and nature itself then how could we rely on anything? and it was our sin that brought disease into the world and death and decay. and to Christians this world is only temporary--a small bit of time compared to the eternity that will be spent in heaven. all that matters is how we live our lives and our obedience to the one that you so desperately want to f***.

prayer goes unanswered for you because you are not a Christian ... apparently ... and only they receive the spiritual blessings of God ... there's a verse somewhere for that, but I'm sure it'd be wasted on you.

stephen

by Anonymous Anonymous, at 12:51 AM  



Fuck controversy. It only leads to head aches, and eventually a bombing of an abortion clinic. Or better yet, the flying of a plane into a building or 2. I believe in god, but I don't care about god. I don't care about anything religious. It's a waste of time that only leads to living a lifestyle someone forces you to live. How can you honestly be yourself when you are told explicitly "you can't be this, this or this...and if you're this, you're going to Hell." That's such bullshit. No matter how much of an individual you become living under religious pretenses, you're still limiting the person, the individual you should have become. It's all bullshit. I shouldn't be saying "fuck god" I should be saying "fuck religion." Fuck religion.

by Blogger TBoneFever, at 12:55 AM  



open up your eyes! Prayer is unanswered for everyone! You're confused. After you pray...if you hear thunder outside, or get heartburn, or barely dodged a care when you were driving, or better yet - if what you prayed for actually happened...guess what! It's only a coincidence. For example...Let's say a prayer is: 2 + 2. And then you get struck by lightening 4 times which gives you your answer: so what! Big deal, you got your coincided answer but it doesn't change the fact that your ass got fried the fuck up. Why bother with pondering what 2+2 is when the outcomes is always gonna be the same...extra crispy. Life sucks. Stop trying to figure out what 2+2 is, and accomplish something productive before you get permanently sun burned.

by Blogger TBoneFever, at 1:05 AM  



plus God has His will which is known to no man including His will that we all know (the Bible). and if your prayer request isn't in the cards (not to suggest His will is random) ... well ... c'est la vie. it's only temporary, after all. James 5:16 says "...The effective, fervent prayer of a righteous man avails much."

but don't you see? religion offers hope to those who don't have any. the hope that the next world will be so much better than this one. some take it too far, further than what God intended (e.g. bombing abortion clinics, and flying planes into buildings). God does not approve of abortion, but He also doesn't approve murdering those who carry it out. that won't solve anything. and the planes? that was Islam. f*** Mohammed. that kind of thing is actually in their Qur'an. the moderate Muslims tend to shove those passages underneath a rug, but whatever.

individuality is not an excuse for sin. we are supposed to be like Christ. and He was better than you and me combined. correction ... He is better than you and me combined.

stephen

by Anonymous Anonymous, at 1:15 AM  



what you described was pride. pride in your individuality. proud that you can do whatever you want. Proverbs 16:18,19 says this:

"Pride goes before destruction, and a haughty spirit before a fall. Better to be of a humble spirit with the lowly, than to divide the spoil with the proud."

And if you get a chance, read Psalm 73. Beautiful passage about the suffering of God's people and the apparent prosperity of their enemies.

stephen

by Anonymous Anonymous, at 1:24 AM  



sorry .. that link doesn't take you directly there like i'd hoped. try this: Psalm 73. maybe that'll work.

stephen

by Anonymous Anonymous, at 1:41 AM  



sorry .. that link doesn't take you directly there like i'd hoped. try this: Psalm 73. maybe that'll work.

stephen

by Anonymous Anonymous, at 1:41 AM  



We'll finish this another day. Goodnight. It's fucking late people! 2AM in the fucking morning. Thanks god for making 24 hour days.

by Blogger TBoneFever, at 1:56 AM  



are the only folks who read this blog the author, me, and one other person? goodness, and i didn't start 'til i got bored a couple days ago. i figured someone would latch onto this "controversy" and give their two cents. man, sorry keddaris.

stephen

by Anonymous Anonymous, at 7:10 PM  



If you intentionally try to be controversial, people don't like it. They like it when you really mean the stuff you are saying. I knew that. There's lots of people who read my blog, it's just nobody wants to comment. My blog gets about 30 hits a day, but it doesn't show it on the counter because I think people link directly to the blog and not to http://www.tbonefever.net ...you dumb fuckers.

by Blogger TBoneFever, at 10:25 AM  



what are you talking about? i do mean the stuff i say. i just know that my ideas are controversial. i suppose i am intentionally communicating my beliefs, if that's what you meant.

stephen

by Anonymous Anonymous, at 2:46 AM  



Screw you ...hoe! lol.

by Blogger TBoneFever, at 10:00 PM  



I don't add my 2 cents 'cause my two cents aren't even worth two cents - this is because I don't know anything that is even worth one cents so I just read what you guys post hoping to be better educated for future postings (of yours or mine).

SSJXearo

by Anonymous Anonymous, at 3:17 PM  



Umm yeah i'm at school right now, but uhh yeah this site's cool..Obiese Death Monkeys and Ninja Squirrels Attack! yeah what now bitch! um yeah so the fish like the cheese and lepricauhns n' stuff are cool. Noodles!

by Anonymous Anonymous, at 4:24 PM  



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