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Wednesday, June 02, 2004
Wanta Fanta motherfucker? "The Fantanas are coming!" Possibly the gayest jingle ever created. It goes something like this: wanta fanta...don't-cha wanna wanta fanta...don't-cha wanna wanta fanta...don't-cha wanna wanta fanta...don't-cha wanna wanta fanta...don't-cha wanna wanta fanta...don't-cha wanna wanta fanta...don't-cha wanna wanta fanta...don't-cha wannaJesus fucking christ! Everytime I see that fucking commercial on, it doesn't make me "wanta fanta," it makes me "wanta shoota bulleta ina mya heada." Just imagine what the guy said when he pitched the idea. Okay, let's get 4 hot models, dress each one up in a different color, and have them crash into walls and shit to where ever people are depressed and suicidal. Oh! And how about this! Let's have this sexy bitches hold a bottle of Fanta so the people watching the commercial will understand this messages: it's not the half naked sexy-as-fuck models who are making these various disabled/miserable/handicapped/semi-gay men feel better, it's totally because of a bottle of Fanta! Who cares about rationality because people who would drink Fanta are as dumb as a cup of piss....har, har, har. And then there's the fucking jingle! Oh my jihad, what the fuck is wrong with America. This company wasted all of that money by creating these dumbass commercials! Honestly, all a business needs to do is show their product and tell us why it's good. Fuck that stupid ass jingle, and [literally] fuck those sexy ass models. Do I wanta fanta? Hell fucking no I don't! Stop polutting television with your fanta-propaganda. ¶12:57 PM e-mail me (26) comments (26) comments
Fanta-propoganda???? Man you are thee ultimate punk!
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It's nice to see how far women's rights have came. Four half naked women promoting a beverage. Well, I guess anyone would degrade their race for a paycheck, President Bush did.
by Viva la resistance!!!!! Fuck Fanta! When will soft drink companies learn that the ultimate drinks are Mountain Dew and Mellow Yellow. Two drinks to rule them all.
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BOOBIES!!!! boobies sell anything
by So very true. Boobies are a very powerful thing in America. It's funny how in other countries, the ass is considered "the powerful thing." (Except for those crazy fuckers in India who think long hair is...dumb mothefuckers.)
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Mountain Dew and mellow yellow...based on what nigr?
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Mountain Dew and mellow yellow...based on what nigr?
by Is your life so pathetic that the only thing you have to do is play games, masturbate,and watch television then complain about it? Who cares? If you don't wanta Fanta, change the channel. Find something important to fucking wine about bitch. Talk about pollution, damn!
by Ur just mad that there not big, sweaty, men wearin those cute lil skirts. U dont wanna fanta, u wanna dicka. Why else do u feel the need to flaunt ur so-called heterosexuality and throw around completely unnecessary profanity. u need to just accept that u are gay and have nothing to contibute to society. oh, and tell ur mom to stop calling me!
by All companies try to sell product w/ those itty bitty tiney tiny models who are like anorexic or belemic or something and then chics think they need to look like them to be beautiful and most guys would probably agree. But all those companies need to stop using THOSE types and use normal body typed people.
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Wow, two of the previous comments concerned the fact the author has no life and is a homosexual. These anonymous people found time in their busy schedule to read a large post and then leave an equally large comment. Mr. Tbone, you don't have a life(sarcasm). Oh, wine? I'm sure you didn't mean whine.
by I think Alex H. likes Mr. Tbone. It appears you two would make a lovely couple.
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Quentin Tarantino Movies
by I find it funny that you are going to allude to me not having a life from a supposed lengthy comment that took me all of two minutes to type. Afterall, I am not the one who has my very own website nor do I have the time to make "completely pointless" cartoons. I suppose you could play off me taking the time to comment on something I find less than important and in that, showing that I do care, and I suppose I could just not read the site if I don't like it, but where is the fun in that? Besides, your tactic of pointing out misspellings is brilliant. Kudos on the "wine" though.
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Whoa! I haven't read the comments in 2 days - I missed all this action.
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"Is your life so pathetic that the only thing you have to do is play games, masturbate,and watch television then complain about it?" - Anonymous AssholeI'm I missing something? Isn't that the life of most 14-30 year old males in America? Are you saying most males in America have pathetic lives? Does that mean you're a ...girl? I didn't know girl read my site, how are you? You should send me a picture of yourself. Nah, just fucking with you.
by Here's more. I don't know why I'm giving you guys these links. Maybe it's because I think it's important for you to know what a dumbass this guy really is. Hey, if this isn't you ...my bad. Though, you're still a dumbass. But I can forgive. Hey, I don't want you to stop reading though! If you don't like it, keep reading. Give me all the hate you've got, I can't wait.
by hey did u not think that the normal size women comment came from a chic. dude atleast one chic reads your site.
by How ya doing ms. redhead? :-D Estrogen is cool. I can't wait until college (sorry, I can't get it to open in a new window) starts back up. It's boring here. (Thank [insert name of a god] for the job and the handful of friends I've got lying around.)
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To Anyone,
by Alex H, we are only pointing out the fact that you are stuck up t-bone's ass, u have no life, and never will. I feel very sorry for your mother because she gave birth to such an asshole.
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Thank you so much for your opinion. I do not know where I would be today without the opinion of "anonymous". I am glad that you feel better by telling people they have no life, are stuck up peoples butts, and they have no life. Tbone is my homefry, or potatoe wedge, or whatever. Toasted on the outside. I'll defend him if he is right, not in hopes of receiving anal.
by I do believe that this anonymous person is the one who doesn't have a life and maybe he is the one who is gay and is wishing for tbone and Alex H to be. Dude grow up.
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Why do all of these comment things go awry? Just an observation.
by This guy will always be an anonymous son of a beach. There's is no hope for people who disregard rationality. Time for work :-( I've got a 10 - 3PM shift (dammit).
by Yeah, stop polutting. Don't pol-utt anymore. Jackass.
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