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Tuesday, September 28, 2004
Why even have classes? ...Part B
It's hard to draw with a mouse, let alone draw a seductive smile, lol. Wednesday, September 22, 2004 Why even have classes? ...Part AThat question comes to mind whenever I think about my Physics 201 class, and in particular its "flaming" professor.To get to the point...HE SUCKS. He is the worst professor I have ever encountered here in college. I thought when you go into class, you're suppose to leave the class learning something new? Well, with this prick I sort of learn new crap, but it's so convoluted! Generally this is what happens in a typical class - the things you learn get thrown onto a pile, and as you learn more awesome stuff (sarcasm), the piles gets higher and higher; the final result is a huge pile of knowledge at your disposal. With this guy, everytime I sit in class, stuff gets thrown onto the pile, but the pile never gets higher. It's just so fucking confusing how he explains things in class. You honestly learn more by reading the textbook, and that shouldn't be the case! I paid thousands of dollars for someone to teach me about shit, I didn't pay thousands of dollars to read a textbook. A textbook is suppose to supplement the professors lecture, not substitute for it. HIM: "Class, the acceleration Vector A is adjacent to the acceleration Vector B. [seductive smile] Therefore, the total net force, when including the friction of the concrete road, the slope's angle, and the gravitational force ----- is what the mass of this object in motion. [seductive smile]" ME: "Shut the fuck up and die motherfucker!" Yes, I shout that out in the middle of the class, and then he calls the cops, they come, they beat the shit out of me because I'm black, and then they take me off to jail where I'll inevitably get executed...and all of that happens every MWF at 10AM. God! That seductive smile he has. I don't know if he seducing everyone in class, or if he's unintentionally belittling, or what! Whenever I see that smile, it makes me want to puke with enough net force that my eyes would ooze out at a 30 degree angle with its delta x equaling just under 5 meters. ¶9:33 AM e-mail me (3) comments Wednesday, September 15, 2004 As I Sit Alone...As I sit alone, my brain is polluted with thoughts of homework, due dates for assignments, dates of upcoming quizzes and tests, and where the hell are my keys at? (I always lose them, even though my side of the room is clean and organized - I can't say the same about my roommate's side, muahaha.) I literally deprive myself of almost everything that makes college fun. I've only been to two full blown parties thus far, which is a little sad, and whenever someone ask me if I wanna go do this or that with them, I'm always saying something like, "fuck off, I've got physics to do!" OR just something with the word "fuck" in it. I've been meaning to keep the site up-to-date, but no luck...I guess God hates me. I've just gotta manage my time better.DON'T SEE RESIDENT EVIL 2: APOCALYPSE!!! Wow, they screwed resident evil fans over! The first one had it's share of problems, but at least there weren't many plot holes and/or at least it wasn't a movie whose story was told through corny one-liners. You need a quick fix for your zombie grave? Go buy Dawn of the Dead or 28 Days Later (notice I said "buy" and not "rent"). If you've never lived with a trekkie before, you're missing out on one of life's simple pleasures. (I'll let you decide if that sarcasm or not.) ....I kid I kid. I guess sex would be one of life's better simple pleasures, Hmmmm. Living with a trekkie vs. sex, to me, they're equivalent to each other. To everyone else in the world, probably not. MY CAR IS AWESOME!!! Not really. It's just great having one those around that you can use. I'm going to the mall tonight to play DDR and some Guilty Gear XX (AWESOME GAME!!). I really don't have much to do tonight, which is honest to goodness, a first. Though, I do have a pascal program I need to start on pascal program. Ah, the joys of majoring in Computer Science - sitting in front of a computer for hours and hours can actually be productive. # of new amigos I've made: 7! Hooray for conformity. Nah, I would never do that. A majority of those peeps are folks I met while I was intoxicated [with love]. Yeah, sad sad TBoneFever. So if you haven't guessed it by now, I really didn't know what to talk about. Nothing really bothering me at the moment. The slamming of the door thing has been resolved, I'm ok with the world at the moment. I haven't been watching TV so I don't really know what's going on outside of chucktown. Sure we've nearly been wiped out by 2 hurricanes, and 2 more are on the way, but who cares about a puny little hurricane? I rape hurricanes daily, with both hands and a testicle tied behind my back. Hurricanes refer to me as, "Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh." (They can't really say much else.) 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