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Friday, October 29, 2004
WHAT? NO WAY! ...NEW WALLPAPER?Yes. It's been about a year since I've added wallpaper to this site. Saying "it's been a long time coming" would be an understatement. I have been working on this FOR DUMMIES wallpaper project for some time now. Probably 8 hours total to create them, spanning 6 months. Being creative is something I have little time for...obviously. Just look at not only my lacking Wallpaper section, but also my deprived Animation section. Pitiful. Not as pitiful has Michael Bay movies *cough* PEARL HARBOR, Bad Boys 2!!
"Gansta Rapping" - Discover how to make millions of dollars using 2 words: bitch & hoe. 
"Killing Cute Kittens" - Your guide for learning the modern skills and techniques used to combat man's greatest foe. 
"Menstrual Cramps" - Your guide for taming the most misunderstood human muscle: the uterus. I think they're funny, and quite frankly, that's all that matters. I'm definitely using them as my desktop picture (a.k.a. wallpaper), a great way for me to express myself. I can now make them on the fly. If you guys have any particular FOR DUMMIES wallpapers you would like me to make and possibly add to the set, write about it in the comments section. OR, if you want your very own personal one that no one else will have, email me what you want it to say and I'll send it back to you as an attachment saying whatever you wanted me to put on there at your desired resolution. No problem. P.S. - I'm well aware that for Windows, the taskbar covers up the guy's shoulders...after thinking of whether I should release a set for Windows and a set for Macs, I came to the conclusion "fuck Windows." It's funny how I always come to that conclusion whenever I have to choose between Mac or Windows. So, I'm sorry if you're upset about that. I have seen this wallpaper in action of several PCs, and the little guy having his shoulders covered up really isn't a big deal. If you really want me to adjust them so that he sits above the taskbar, let me know. I would do it for you guys...how can I say no to the best visitors any site could have, even if most of you guys use Windows (yuck). ¶1:24 AM e-mail me (0) comments Thursday, October 21, 2004 My Life Still Sucks.Well, it fucking does. I thought when you go to college and learn things, you're suppose to feel productive. For the last 2 months of this semester, sure I've learned new things, but it all feels like a big waste of time. I still haven't learned anything that would be useful to me now - sure finishing college will help me find a job later, but I usually try not to think to hard about the future.Professor #1:"This is how you build a 8-to-1 multiplexor using 2 4-to-1 multiplexors." Great! Now how is that going to help me pay for dinner tonight? How is this going to improve my social life? Professor #2:"So the gravitational pull of the moon makes the Earth travel around the sun is a wavy elliptical path." *seductive smile of doom* Great! Why should I know this? How is this going to help me provide for my future family? And honestly, how will this help me get any kind of job? I'm finding it harder to care. I'm not slacking off (that much), it's just how can I care about this junk? I'm caring about it somewhat now in order to improve my grades, but besides that, there's no reason what so ever to make an effort in retaining this useless information. And... And I found out my mom reads this thing on a regular bases. That's fucking great! I'd like to thank my sister for constantly blabbering about my site to her, even though I've told her not to multiple times. Not that I'm mad at her for doing that, it's just not cool. Not cool indeed. DAMN!... DAMN! I need to write that Team America review! Team America is great comedy. I suggest all of you people go watch [twice]. I'm going a second time next week sometime. It's so hilarious! Just give it a chance. I'm going to see The Grudge tomorrow night, I'll let you guys know how it is. YOU PEOPLE NEED TO WRITE COMMENTS! PLEASE? SPEAK YOUR MIND DAMMIT. (You don't have to mom, I would prefer not to hear your opinions of my site.) ¶1:37 PM e-mail me (5) comments Saturday, October 16, 2004 I Found A Flash Cartoon by Matt Stone and Trey ParkerPrincessEpisode 1 Episode 2 I can't find anymore episodes!!! SHIT. Update (5 minutes later): I read somewhere that they only made 2 episodes. Only 2. They were offered to do 30+ episodes, but only made 2. Enjoy 'em!
Go see Team America today! Within the first 5 minutes, my face was soak 'n wet from tears of comedic joy (that bitch is crazy!). Definitely the most I've laughed from watching a movie. A review will be written one day. I can't believe they were going to give this film an NC-17 rating because of the puppet sex, that's hilarious (another article). "What's wrong MPAA, are you off your nut?" (That's a Shrek 2 reference, just in case you didn't realize it.) I saw the movie last night, I didn't find anything wrong with the puppet sex. I use to do this with my toys all the time. I had a tigger and piglet flush doll, and they would have sex with each other 5 times a day - they were sex maniacs! The puppets of Team America didn't even have genitalia! At first, when I read how they had to fight to keep some of it in there, I figured the puppets had genitalia and it showed penetration; however, THERE WAS NOTHING. No puppet penis (puppet penis problems - chapelle show), and no puppet pussy. America's views of sexuality vs. violence are so retarded. Exposing a child to sexuality at a young age doesn't fuck them up as badly as exposing them to violence. For instance, all those beheadings and burnings of American troops that I have in my Public Folder should shock the heck out of me, but it doesn't really affect me like I would want it to. I should puke, I should gasps, I should be traumatized. But I wasn't. As I watched, all I was thinking was..."oh well." I have been desensitized to violence. It only makes it THAT much easier for me to kill someone because I'm not fearful of gore. Sure Michael Moore made a good point that violence in movies doesn't necessarily mean more violence in a country in general (go watch Bowling For Columbine), but it sure does make the thought of homicide easier to conceive. Conversely, when watching something sexual on screen with other people, I used to feel uncomfortable. I felt dirty. I felt like fast forwarding. In a movie when I see someone's head chopped off, I thought "cool." However, when I saw a movie when there are two people on screen having wild sex (when other people are watching with me), it just felt wrong. Now, I'm desensitized from sexuality, but that's under my own discretion - I stopped thinking the way our society wants us to think. I suggest you guys do the same. P.S. - Please read this, it's the kind of stuff you should be thinking about. ¶3:01 PM e-mail me (1) comments Tuesday, October 12, 2004 No More Spider-Man :-( ...and some misc. ranting. Sam Raimi recently spoke to the Latino Review ----- What a horrible name!! What makes this entertainment site so much more "latino" than the others? Why is "latino" even in the name of it? It's alienating the people in its "audience" who aren't latino, much like BET alienates the folks in its audience who aren't black. It's just horrible! Why is it ok for minorities to have a "black magazine" or "black television channel" or a "latino review" or "a channel dedicated for women" ...and then it's not okay to have a "white magazine" or "white television channel" ?? Granted, one could argue that every other channel or magazine that isn't specific to a certain minority is "white" but they wouldn't dare market it that way!!! I think it's just wrong, and I do my best not to support a company that suggests/implies any kind of racism. Sure in the past we (minorities) have been treat extremely bad, but you can't fight fire with fire (sorry for using such a played out adage). And Top Ten Reasons why Being Black is Better Than Being White and Top Ten Reasons why Being White is Better Than Being Black aren't cool neither (It's from White Entertainment Television - Online). Okay I'm done, back to the spidey news ----- ...and said that the next spider-man movie is going to be the last one for a very long time. Sony Pictures doesn't want to make anymore. As a rabid spider-man fan, this greatly upsets me! At one point, I read that Sony was planning on making up to 6 movies, since that's how many movies it would take to tell pretty much all of the spider-man stories that's important. Now, they're forcing Sam Raimi to tie up loose ends in this third film.
Sony says America will get tired of Spider-Man and that they want the 3rd one to be the finale. Who's saying they are tired of Spider-Man? Have they asked me if I was tired of spider-man??? Heck no they haven't. Those cocksuckers. If you're going to begin telling the story of something, usually you'd try and completely finish the story. Am I missing something? Isn't that the right way to tell a story? Just because the Batman, Superman, and Star Wars franchises began to suck after their third movies (okay, Batman started sucking on its 3rd movie), that doesn't mean every trilogy+ franchise will lead to America tiring of a series. You know, this is the first time I've actually wanted a studio to milk a franchise out for what it's worth. As long as you have the same director, and the same guys/gals playing in the main parts, you can continue to make good things happen. Sam Raimi is no fool... he has the integrity to continue making spidey movies that continue the story in a logical manner. I swear - as long as he kept making 'em, I and millions of other fans would have continued to go and be entertained at the movie theater multiple times. (note: they're planning on stopping the Blade movies this year for the same reason.)  Stephen Tyler at the Spider-Man 2 premiere. It's not relevant to my post, I just think this picture is hilarious. P.S. - I'm a huge spider-man fan, can you tell? Click here to see a very short clip of the posters on my wall. It's 3.7MB, so it's not really worth it if you're using dial-up. Time is money my friend. ¶2:58 PM e-mail me (0) comments Sunday, October 10, 2004 Groceries Suck, But Atleast I've Got Cash.As none of you probably know, I have my car here in chucktown. That means I can officially go get groceries. For the last week, I have been eating nothing but beef weenies, ham sandwiches, turkey sandwiches, the infamous ramen noodles, cambell's chicken soup, pop corn and pop tarts (strawberry ...ah yeah). At this very moment, I'm chomping away on my dinner: 2 beef weenies each in a piece of bread with a slice of cheese covering it (it's partially cooked in the microwave) and 1 turkey sandwich - Mmmmm. Add a cup of orange gatorade, and you've got yourself what folks around here like to call "a college student's full course meal." Mmmmmm Goddammit!!! I'm serious, it's pretty good. Sure, I'm craving a sub from Subway or a hoagie from Hoagie Haven...On King Street (I'm in Charleston SC if you don't know where the fuck I'm talking about), there's like 6 restaurants that sell subs or sub-like sandwiches!! Quizznos, The Majestic, Hoagie Haven, Subway, the now extinct Philly Connection, and some vegetarian sub place (a.k.a. - A place that sells leaves because there are actually dumb fucks out there in the world who would buy the shit! WTF!!). Does the world really need several restaurants that sell the same thing? Let along have these restaurants all exist within 10 seconds of each other? But don't get me wrong, I'm not complaining. Variety is great! Variety is the American way, just look at how many categories of porn there are - TONS! Do you think other countries have over 50 categories of porn as well? Fuck no they don't. (My favorite category is "jelly wrestling grandmothers," but that's just me.) Um, anyway...I think I was going to talk about how I miss spending tons of cash daily by eating out. It literally costs $10 to get a meal from a restaurant on King Street; a meal that'll fill you up (well, unless you're in the mood for leaves). I honestly miss that expensive-as-fuck food. It was as if the extra money you spent for it was this magical seasoning that made anything taste good. But if you think about it, wouldn't seasoning anything with money make it better? You dish out $400 for some hot steaming dog shit, I bet you'll condition yourself to believe the shit is actually worth $400 smakeroos. Either that or kill yourself? Either way, it's a good thing. I think the main idea of this post is that buying groceries prevents me from enjoying the act of spending money on leaf hoagies. But, I'm glad I'm saving money! It means I'll have some money to get Metroid Prime 2, Paper Mario 2, and Guilty Gear Isuka...WOO HOO!!! ¶11:11 PM e-mail me (0) comments Wednesday, October 06, 2004 Score! I'm the gay blue one. Blue is my favorite color. Bedtime Bear You are the gay bear that is asleep because of all the gay sex you have been having! Take a break; get a shower and some dam sleep. Which Gay Care Bear are you? brought to you by Quizilla ¶4:06 PM e-mail me (1) comments Saturday, October 02, 2004 IF (Home English Home && Dilemma) THEN...Lesson 1 - click hereLesson 2 - click here If only learning Japanese was that funny. It's not, at all. getsyoobi ni okikutemuzukashii kanji testo ga aru da. Have I studied for it? Shit, I haven't. But, it's 7PM on a Saturday night. I was suppose to go to another party tonight (YES, You heard correctly... ANOTHER). I went to a good friend of mine's birthday party Thursday; played drinking games and even a little DDR (I impressed lots of people). And of course I felt pretty uncomfortable because I was the only black guy there, but as soon as I had a buzz, it was alright. So shit - looks like I'm skipping tonight's party so I can study for my kanji test. I really wanted to go...it was going to be a Halo party with kegs. That's the best kind of party. So oh well, no social anxiety for me tonight. Oh! And yesterday I heard one of my suitemates talking for the very first time. It's been almost 2 months, and the most he's said to me is "what's up" (only after I initiated it). Of course he wasn't talking to me when I heard him chattering, but it still freaked me and my roommate out. It's just funny how a person's "what's up" differs from their "say-more-than-whats-up." ...differs, TO THE EXTREME!!!. Shit, he might read this, but I really don't care. This isn't meant to be derogatory, but: his "what's up" voice is to "say-more-than-whats-up" voice as Antonio Banderas' voice is to ....that's right, Conan O' Brian's voice. Don't get me wrong, I love Conan O' Brian in a very nonsexual kind of way - wait, that doesn't imply I love my suitemate in a nonsexual kind of way as well...uh, um, or sexually. *sigh* I'll stop. You get my point. Bottomline, I would like to have a friendship with everyone in my suite, so I'll start making more of an effort ...TO THE EXTREME!!!; it's just too bad he hasn't made any effort what-so-ever. (So, maybe I should take that as a hint that he doesn't want to know a goddamn thing about me...who knows.) (30 minutes later) I have decided to go to the party only if I've created the flash cards I'll need to study kanji tomorrow. That could work. I really want to go - I'm good friends with the hosts, and I haven't seen them all semester (only at other parties). P.S. - Best video game theme ever! (2 hours later) Fuck, I really don't have an option. I forgot that I watch Inuyasha and Wolf Rain on Adult Swim Saturday nights. 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