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Wednesday, June 29, 2005

The Best Review of Tom Cruise War of the Worlds

That's the title right? "Tom Cruise War of the Worlds" I swear, every movie that guy's in, they always have his name as big as the title of the movie.

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Anyway. Today I saw it, and it's fucking amazing. The movie was so tense, so violent, so bloody ...there was so much death, and carnage, and mayhem. Just to give you a sample of the disturbing images you'll see, human bodies get turned to ashes in an instant, and you eventually get a Tom Cruise with human ash covering up his face and clothing. Now that's fucking awesome. I would definitely give this movie a 5 out of 5, even if it has a weak last 15 minutes. It's about 1500 million times better than The Passion of Christ, and almost as violent. Nah, scratch that. E-Mail me if you want me to tell you why the ending was weak, because I really hate ruining movies for people.

I found the funniest review online (because I'm too lazy to review it myself). It put me in tears...enjoy. LYT's Weblog - Review of War of the Worlds

Note: This review is funnier after you see the movie. And my way of doing things is reading reviews after I see the movie anyway because quite frankly, every fucking review out there ruins some small detail for me. It drives me crazy.
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