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Sunday, September 25, 2005

The Essence of Pot: Volume 2


As Martha Stewart would say, "It's not a kitchen unless you have pots and bowls."


A "bowl" or a bowl-type apparatus has been used to smoke mary jane for hundreds of years. HUNDREDS OF YEARS!!! In fact, the act of smoking pot or a pot-like substance predates Jesus probably. Yeah, I don't really know, but's cool to assume all of that. Besides, that's what Christians do - "It doesn't say smoking pot is illegal anywhere in the Bible, so let's just assume it does and incorporate that into our laws. Hail Hit...Jesus!!!" I've never done pot, however I do know bowls are fucking awesome! Unlike blunts, bowls burn the pot slower, which means more hits for all. Mmmmm, hits.

There are alternative tools to use in order to get blazed. One such thing is called a gravity bong. When I used it When I saw other people using it, one hit off the motherfucker, and they were feeling the way it would feel to take three hits from a bowl. It's that awesome. However, it burns the pot faster. Basically, you poke holes in a bottle and submerge it under water. You screw on the cap, which has a hole in it and the pot above the hole in some way, and then burn the pot. As it burns, slowly pull the bottle out of the water, and it pulls all the smoke into the bottle. Then you uncap it, and quickly put your mouth on it and push the bottle back into the water. What happens next is amazing. The air is forced deep inside your lungs, so you have no choice but to take a hit of epic proportions. And the really neat thing is that the water cools the smoke down, so it doesn't burn as it goes in your lungs. ....Well, atleast that's what my friends told me it was like. Of course I would never even consider doing such a thing.

Pot. It's everywhere and nowhere at the same time. I'm even starting to believe everyone who's anyone has seen or smelled it before. But for some fucked up reason it's illegal. I will never understand why alcohol, a drug that causes liver damage and is the cause of so many accidents by drunk drivers - AND, it's the cause of a lot of fighting and date raping - is legal. I will never understand why cigarettes, a drug that is proven to cause cancer and cause horrible things to happen to your lungs...a drug that is proven to be addictive, is legal. I will never understand why the fuck marajuana, a drug that has not caused one single death, a drug that mellows out even the most anal fuckers in America, a drug that makes music that would normally suck sound fucking amazing, a drug that causes artists (musical composers too) all around the fucking world to come up with beautiful works of art, a drug that would actually better our society as a whole ...why the fuck is it illegal?

P.S. - Pretty much every other country in the world legalizes it to some extent. America fucking sucks. These goddamn conservative Christians are the cause of so much pain and misery here. There's suppose to be a separation of church and state, but I just don't see that.
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Dude, You are posting "information" most (read: practically all) people have known for years...like since they were 15, as opposed to 21.

by Anonymous Anonymous, at 4:34 PM  



WTF? Are you going to write a book on this shit or what? Your parents most likely kept you out of alot of current events. I'm 15 and even I knew this shit. The only thing I didn't know was the science in which you expressed so informatively of smoking pot. And I remeber you wrote that you were at a party and you got stoned.fucking liar. Now I'm not lashing out at you I just curse alot. Damn I'm glade my generation is much wiser bacause everything you know we know too.
-keith

by Anonymous Anonymous, at 7:15 PM  



Dudes! I knew about this shit when I was younger! stfu. I'm saying shit that not enough people are saying. I'm informing the general public who don't know shit about the stuff about the stuff. I'm making a goddamn statement in order to start some small revolution of sorts. You guys aren't thinking about my end game; this is only the beginning.

by Blogger TBoneFever, at 9:23 PM  



Apparently Keith doesn't understand the beauty of a strikethrough. I'm not sure of the html for it, but Ked used it, indicating he was JOKING about not having tried it. Hail the wise 15 year old who doesn't know about strikethroughs! Apparently you both don't see the point of this post. He's wondering why it's not legal here, but cigarettes and alcohol are, where in other countries MJ is legal. I have heard that it's because the government can't regulate it. If it could be taxed and regulated, they'd make it legal. But it's too easy to grow compared to tobacco farming and moonshining. But that's only a theory, and I'm not agreeing or disagreeing with you.

Though, the reason why it's not good in the Christian faith is because it does alter your perceptions and such, and one is certainly held accountable of his own actions while in that state. Getting drunk and smoking cigarettes are both not good in the Christian faith, too. Cigarettes and alcohol harm you healthwise, and alcohol reduces inhibitions and you're more likely to sin, of which you are still held accountable in the eyes of God. But that's for Christians.

The point of the post was to rant a little about this viewed injustice, not to inform the general public about bongs.

SH

by Anonymous Anonymous, at 12:11 AM  



Just wanted to comment on the the dancing Gir. Possibly the coolest thing I have ever seen on this site. Simple minds, simple pleasures.

Dr. Dave

by Anonymous Anonymous, at 10:00 AM  



Everybody at college talks about the Legalization debate! Hell I had to write a paper on it in English 101. I've heard all of the arguements that you have made a million times before. And there are organizations like NORML that are trying to create 'revolutions' with regards to legalizing ganja. Don't quit your day job, I doubt that the revolution will be originating from you...unless you are targeting 20-21+ year olds who dont get out much...such are yourself (apparently).

The dancing Gir image is awesome though.

by Anonymous Anonymous, at 4:27 PM  



I'm sorry. It's just the way he wrote it that gaot me thinking he just learned about mary j. I personaly don't give a shit weather mj gets legalized or not,becaause I don't use it. But I think that the government won't legalize it is because the people who sell it and smoke mj are mainly minorities and people that used to ram them in their lockers. Or they just don't won't any minorities getting rich. Or they just legalize tobacco and alcohole A.Its beenaround for hundreds of years and contantly used for political parties were they can have sex with their political partners spoiled teen age daughters by splipping date rape intheir drinks.Or they they Know that tobacco and alcohole are 10x as dangeres and just likes to screw the american people over like a 2 dallor whore. Which ever one you beleive take you pick, but these are over exagerated theories that may have some truth. All I'm aying is some one's fucking the bush sisters. I think think it's collen powel.(just kidding)
-keith
P.S. Ireally need to get myself a blog.But my mom won't let me.

by Anonymous Anonymous, at 10:14 AM  



"the people who sell it and smoke mj are mainly minorities" This isn't entirely true. Why?
1.) There's obviously more whites than minorities in the country.
2.) The average income for whites is higher than minorities.
3.) HIPPIES
4.) The children of hippies.
5.) Phish fans
6.) The Dark Side of the Moon fans
I rest my case.

Of course the revolution won't get started by me, technically it was started in the 70s. However, if you were to see a linear line graph of the # of people who has joined this revolution since it started, the slope of this line would be .0000000001.

We have NORML-like organizations (yes more than 1) on my campus, but they're useless. No one knows how to get the gears turning to legalize pot, but like NORML, I know that step one is to inform the masses.

Within my lifetime, I have no doubt that pot will be at least semi-legalized. The only reason why this revolution isn't happening faster is because pot makes you indifferent to greater causes. All the people who could actually do something about this are too damn high.

by Blogger TBoneFever, at 12:11 PM  



I wish I was fucking those bushes.

by Blogger TBoneFever, at 12:13 PM  



Gotta love GIR.

Meanwhile, Ked is right in that minorities are certainly not the only people smoking pot. There are a LOT of white folks who smoke it. Apparently Keith's not been around the block enough to realize who smokes it and who doesn't. Among the black population (sorry Ked), those who smoke it generally smoke blunts, where the whites who smoke it generally smoke joints. I'm not quite familiar with who all uses bongs--probably a good sized cross-section from both groups. I usually prefer to remain blissfully ignorant about a good many things like this.

About keeping alcohol legal, yeah, the gov't tried the Prohibition Act and even made it an amendment to the Constitution. The follow amendment repealed the last one. I doubt the gov't would try to make the same mistake twice.

And to the anonymous fellow who won't leave any identification, lay off. Geez. He's not trying to originate anything. I know for a fact he doesn't have the time to lead a bloody revolution like this. But this is his part. Let him do his part. This is what he can do to help, why not let him?

Personally, I'm not for its legalization with the exception of for medicinal purposes, but as the man said, "I may not agree with what you say, but I'll fight to the death for your right to say it." I'm not that extreme, but you get the picture.

SH

by Anonymous Anonymous, at 11:47 PM  



I was in the mall one day when I stumble apon a magazine for potheads. Its called high times magazine I looked inside and I saw a foot long blunt. Now Im thinking who gave them the rights to publish this. Also would some one that has never smoked before die from suffacation of a foot long blunt?
-keith

by Anonymous Anonymous, at 3:58 AM  



Now Im thinking who gave them the rights to publish this.

The Framers of the Constitution did when they decided to incorporate the Bill of Rights...

by Anonymous Jared, at 1:11 AM  



I mean, people are tring to stop stop maraguana,but then there is this magazine that shows maraguana,shows people smoking maraguana.And its not even off the shelves. I know they have a website to.So a guy can be arrested for showing child pornography but,high times can still make magazines about maraguana. They minus wel legalize it.
-keith
P.S disregaurd my first comment.(I love giiiiir)

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