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Tuesday, January 25, 2005
The Neverending Epic Battle of StupidityOh no, I'm being insulted by anonymous cunts sending me messages by changing the name of their iTunes music library. How clever is that? Using iTunes to insult others for no reason what so ever. Especially since, like I said before, it's anonymous. Wow. Let's just called them dumbfuck01 and dumbfuck02. And I'll call myself Mr. Big Nuts for fun.THE ITUNES CHAT They called each other bitches, and I replied with: Mr. Big Nuts: http://www.tbonefever.net stop cussing on here. u both are bitches Why insult on iTunes, lol. Me calling both of them bitches was malicious playful banter. No matter how much of an oxymoron my intentions were, I was just playing around ...bottomline. Well, I guess I wasn't invited to the party. [week later] I never look at library names in iTunes! Why would i? I have almost 10000 songs. I decide to have a looky, and look what I discovered. dumbfuck01: i see someone who got put in their place, so they shutup dumbfuck02: tbonefever - thats right fucker, i shut you the fuck up What?! What the shit? Now they're friends teaming up to combat me? I fully understood by me saying "stop cussing on here" and then calling them bitches was hypocritical. IN FACT, that was my point. That was the humor in what I wrote you idiots. You've gotta be one of the dumbest people in the world to not get that kind of hypocritical humor there! Apparently, they only understand the dumb, retarded, unfunny humor in Napolean Dynamite. How do I know this? I heard on of them criticizing my distaste for it outside my door during a power outage. And just to let this anonymous cunt know, me as well as others were thoroughly amused by your naive conversation you had with your "baby" on your cell phone. The entire fucking floor probably heard it. "The power is out in the dorm so there isn't any noise anywhere, so I'm going to call my baby and talk extremely loud so everyone can laugh at the things I say to her." - A. Cunt Anyway, here's my reply. Mr. Big Nuts: why insult anyone? you're ignorant. grow up. Mr. Big Nuts: I h8t 1gn0r4nt p33p13. S20p1d 4ck5. [this pass week] dumbfuck02: tbonefever - wow you are so |337. fag. dumbfuck01: tbonefever watched white chicks, What a lame fuck!!!  click to enlarge 72K Interesting. Reading my site I see. Thanks. Wait, that means you know my name, you've seen what I look like, etc. Which means I'm not anonymous at all! Interesting indeed. Hmm, watching white chicks makes me a lame fuck? On the contrary, I think blindly insulting people anonymously is lame. I also think blindly insulting people anonymously is very fag-ish as well. Just for the record, since you guys are obviously illiterate and/or mentally handicapped, in my last post I insinuated that I hated White Chicks, but it was funnier than Napolean Dynamite.  click to enlarge 20K My latest response? Mr. Big Nuts: www.tbonefever.net - My Modest Collection of Music, Room 236B That's right folks, I'm no longer going to dumb myself down on their anonymously cuntish level. This post marks my official retirement from this Neverending Epic Battle of Stupidity. Feel free to leave a comment if you feel the urge. ¶5:22 PM e-mail me (6) comments Wednesday, January 19, 2005 Napolean Dynamite Sucks.GODDAMMIT! I'm so fucking tired of people quoting from that dreadful movie. Everywhere on campus, all I hear is Napolean Dynamite is the funniest movie they've ever seen, or "Hey, you should see Napolean Dynamite," or something about a liger (ly - ger). News flash folks, this movie isn't funny. You're just telling yourself that it's funny because for some unknown reason, enjoying this movie and saying it's the funniest movie ever is the cool thing to say. I understand why it's cool to like the iPod - that's because it's actually a good product. But Napolean Dynamite? Come on folks. Get a back bone and stop liking something because you're told to.My friend rented it, and we sat through it and watched. Wow. Do you know how many times I laughed out loud? ("LOL" as you may know it as.) Only once. I only laughed once. This is unacceptable people. I laughed more watching White Chicks. I laughed more watching Requiem for a Dream for god's sake, and that's probably one of the most depressing films ever made. It's not that hard to be funny - why oh why did Napolean Dynamite fail so miserably? I know why: It's one thing to laugh at someone's awkwardness in a movie (American Pie). But this guy is genuinely being himself. It's his personality. It doesn't even appear as if the movie is a comedy. I kept thinking to myself, "Wow, this is a sad individual." I was sympathetic to how people treated him. Anyone who laughs at this guy's misery are douche bags, because there are social rejects like that everywhere! So if you laughed at Napolean Dynamite's antics, you're probably one of those cocksuckers who laugh at the misunderstood [people] of the world in general. Shame on you. To be fair, I guess whether you think it's the funniest thing in the world or not funny at all depends on what you think the writer's intentions were: whether he was trying to make a comedy, or he was trying to make a social satire of the way misunderstood people are mocked and laughed at daily. I thought it was the latter; therefore, I think it sucked as a comedy. So fuck Napolean Dynamite as a comedy, watch Shaun of the Dead or Harold and Kumar Go To White Castle or even an Adam Sandler movie. Funniest Movie: Zoolander Comedy That Made Me Shed The Most Tears: Team America Worst Comedy Ever: Marcia X Most Underrated: Shaun of the Dead, Zoolander, Harold and Kumar Go To White Castle, many others Movie People Need To SHUT THE FUCK UP ABOUT: Napolean Dynamite ¶10:54 PM e-mail me (7) comments Tuesday, January 18, 2005 What not to say to a girl.me: "Hey! I remember you. Your name is Ashley!"girl: "Nicole." me: "Oh, sorry. But you once told me that you played the flute, and you were interested in joining the pep band" She then gives me a weird look. She obviously doesn't know who the hell I am and obviously doesn't want to talk to me - that kind of look. However, she still tries to seem somewhat interested. me: "Yeah, I told you to go see Dave about it but then you found out the pep band doesn't except flutes." girl: "Oh yeah, I remember you now." me: "How's it going?" girl: "Good." [insert uncomfortable pause] Damn, what a boring conversation. At this moment, I just wanted to run away. Too bad I started it. me: "Well, it was good seeing you." girl: "Yeah, good seeing you." then she smiled and said... "You have good posture." Wow. A compliment. Naturally I took that to mean it's clear to land into flirting-mode. me: "Uh, thanks! I love being erect." And then I gave her a devilish smirk of self-satisfaction. Yeah, she didn't think that was cool. She then gave me a WTF look of disappointment and disgust. I sighed, looked down at the ground, and walked off. All of this happened about 2 hours ago. Woe is me. ¶4:11 PM e-mail me (1) comments First song I listened to in the year 2005.iTunes tells me that it's "The Fragile" by Nine Inch Nails @12:13AM 1/1/05. It's an awesome song that I'll never get tired of listening to. Strictly from a music composer's perspective (um, me), Nine Inch Nails have done some pretty ingenious things in all of their songs. When they're making a song such as "The Fragile," their use of metal clinking, unnerving out-of-tune static/tones, and the lead vocalist's voice [insert name] that gets more and more emotional after each verse, really simulates the pain and suffering they're trying to emulate. It sounds so raw and depressing, and really makes me sympathize with the lyrics TO THE EXTREME! Now where the fuck did I put that old Pellet gun I used to have? I need to destroy all the people in the world that put me in a horrible mood just by thinking of them, by impaling their heads with pellets of doom. DOOM!!!Here's a sample that intentionalyl has terrible sound quality to make it a small file to load: Rub My Belly! (104KB) Yeah, you guys should check out Nine Inch Nails album, The Fragile (iTunes Music Store link). You'll either love it or hate it...no in-between bullshit. I have all of their albums. ¶1:12 PM e-mail me (1) comments Thursday, January 13, 2005 Quotes Of The Moment Between 1AM and 2AM. Jesus Christ.[added]Why would God create us perfectly, and then have someone cut off his son's forskin? @ 1/15/05 1:13AM "Why is God considered perfect when we are all created from his image, and we are no perfect?" - Jabre @ 1/15/05 1:16AM [end added] "If we are all God's children, what's so special about Jesus?" - Somebody Doing Standup on Comedy Central @ 1:20AM I couldn't agree more. [The following are from me unless otherwise noted.] If it's all in God's big plan, His big picture, then He had a son knowing that He's going to kill him in 30 years? @ 1:25AM A woman isn't suppose to have a baby out of wedlock, yet God impregnated Mary before she was married? @ 1:35AM If a flood covered up the entire Earth, I'm sure there were some civilian casualties. @ 1:45AM If all man sin, and God condemns that, then why would God entrust in men to write down his words, word for word? If you had a dark secret, would you trust someone you condemned with this secret of yours, and tell that person to tell everyone exactly what your secret is without altering it? Do you honestly believe that sinful person would not alter it one bit? @ 1:48AM Why should we have faith in God if he doesn't have any faith in us? @ 1:52AM "Why should I not have boobs to play with yet i'm married?" - Adam James Bellmore @ 1:54AM I'm told time and time again that if you're a Christian, everyone who isn't one is going to Hell. Yet, in the Bible doesn't it say something about not to prejudge a person? So it's okay for God to prejudge someone, but not His followers? Does that make God a hypocrite? @ 2:00 Note 1: This is entirely from an aim conversation I had with Adam. My friends are great. I'm not flaming Christians neither. These are legitimate questions and statements that I have that never tend to get answered. No wait, the answer I usually get is: faith. Just have faith. --- I call bullshit. Note 2: And I'm really thinking about changing my score of The Passion of the Christ from a 4.5 to a 3, because I'm so angry! This movie should have been NC-17; however, because of its content (Jesus), it was given an R rating. --- I call bullshit. That's proof that the MPAA are ran by conservative old Christian geezers. A horror movie with just as much gore would have been NC-17. A non-horror film, like Kill Bill: Volume 1 was going to be NC-17 ...Quentin was forced to make a fight sequence in black and white to get an R rating. I've seen both movies, and The Passion of the Christ was a fuckload more violent and disturbing than any Quentin Tarantino film I've seen. If you're a Christian, and let your children see this movie, I bet your kids are going to grow up to be serial killers. Why? Passion of the Christ is based on something that is based on historical accounts, so it's true. And you parents probably told your children it really happened. Don't you think that'll fuck your kids up ...slightly? Especially if you whip your kids, and then took them to see Jesus get beat for 2 hours...that's basically telling your kids that you're Satan. Think about it. ¶2:00 AM e-mail me (11) comments Tuesday, January 11, 2005 Scratch that, I'm done.It's over! It only took me 4 hours total (including the work I did last night around 1AM in the morning). I'm doing the happy dance. What's the happy dance you ask?It's 2.88MB large - I tried my best to make it small, you ladies know what I'm talking about ...ah yeah. Usually I do the happy dance in the nude with lots of lube, but I don't think America is ready for that. I'm starving!! (Haven't eaten anything all fucking day.) I need a sub. ¶3:43 PM e-mail me (3) comments Everything will be back before Jan. 20thYeah, I'm almost done transferring every file to my new web host. Freeservers.com are such dicks. They overcharge, and only give you 100MB of space. GoDaddy.com is cheaper, and I get 3 times as much space! It's saving me $20 (that I'm using to purchase Resident Evil 4 whenever that bad boy comes out). So bare with me. I feel like this is a fresh start. You know how when in Grand Theft Auto how you can slaughter hundreds of cops, and run over innocent civilians....and when you get caught, all they do is give you a fine and release you on your merry way? It's kind of like that, only with less prostitutes and more polygons.Yes, I've done some minor updates to the appearance of my site. Very minor, but very important. It feels less amateurish. Notice the 'made on a mac' badge on the left? Ah yeah. I'll probably replace that with a google ad to help pay for how much this thing costs. If you haven't checked it out yet, you should! Maddox updated his site finally. The Best Page in the Universe. 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