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Monday, May 30, 2005
Star Wars Episode 3 w/ A Vengeance Isn't that the title? Oh, my bad. I'm confusing that with Die Hard 3. Yes People! Star Wars mania is sweeping the galaxy once again. And not being a big fan of Star Wars myself, prior to seeing this third movie, the only reason I was happy with this new installment of the Star Wars epic was that this would be the last one George Lucas (a.k.a. - "White Oprah w/ A Penis & Beard") would make. This movie actually made me a believer. I was really impressed with all the death, betrayals, and limbs/heads that flew in all directions. This was the Star Wars movie I have been waiting for. Let's all be honest here ...the previous two were shitballs compared to this one. It's turned me into a convert; fuck Christianity, Star Wars is better (note: I have been fucking Christianity for a while now, I'm getting pretty raw).No, there's no need for me to talk about how successful this movie has been. It was obvious to me before it was ever released that it would break almost all records (and it did). Regardless of how well recieved this movie was, there were still problems that made me laugh, cry - basically giving me emotions that I didn't really get when witnessing most of the horrible acting in this movie. 1. Hmmm... I don't remember R2D2 ever being that advanced in the the older movies! How inconsistant. 2. Why the fuck were Anakin's eyes turning yellow? After slaughtering everyone, he was evil anakin complete with yellow eyes. However afterwards, when he's 'fessing to Padme about it, his eyes were back to normal. Huh? 3. GENERAL GREVIOUS. WTF!!!!! He had several problems. Why the fuck was he breathing? He's a droid right? Furthermore, if he could breathe, why was he coughing? How can a droid be sick? I do agree that based on his eyes and his heart that he appeared to be alive, however, he's still a droid. Also, I didn't see lungs. Yeah, he was a cool character nonetheless. Breathing robots aren't unusual. One of my favorite shows, Futurama, had a breathing robot named Bender. 4. Some of those Jedi died a little too easily when they were all slaughtered. It was laughable, lol. When you watch the movie, you'll see what I'm talking about. 5. This question has plagued me ever since watching episode 1... WHY DOES YODA NEED A WALKING KANE? 6. I'm sorry, but Padme and Anakin did not have any chemistry what-so-ever. I wasn't convinced that they were in love. 7. How the fuck didn't they know Padme was carrying twins? With all that technology, you'd think they wouldn't be surprised. Though, of course Padme could have wanted it to be a mystery ...afterall she did have names already prepared for the child whether it was a boy or girl.  8. During the fighting over the lava ...shouldn't they have been burned to death? Wouldn't that be a little too hot for a human to casually glide over? And in this planet of fire, shouldn't it have been too hard to breathe? PLUS(!) There were ash and lava spewing all around them - I think it's unrealistic that none of it ever touched them.9. Those explosions in space during that dog fight aren't possible. Even though I hate physics, I do know that fire needs oxygen ...yet, there were great fireballs in space. WTF. 10. How stupid must the leaders of the galaxy be. To believe that the Jedi would rebel against them. And then to believe someone who obviously looks and sounds evil. Judge the goddamn book by its cover you dumbass alien fuckers. If a guy wears an evil cloak, has an evil laugh, and looks evil, they must be a goddamn duck. Even though there were lots of problems, I loved it. I've seen it twice, including the midnight showing of it. I highly recommend it. This Summer, I'm planning on buying 4 thru 6 on DVD, because the first and only time I saw those were when I was 10 or so. Needless to say, I didn't know what the fuck I was looking at. Now, I shall end this post like thousands of other bloggers and reviewers end their rants about Star Wars - let tha mothahfucking force be wit you yo. ¶10:01 PM e-mail me (16) comments Friday, May 27, 2005 Tiger: Lots of Improvements, But Not Very ExcitingBefore Tiger (May 26th 11:00AM)I ordered Tiger two days ago. I'm still waiting for the motherfucker. I'm going craZY! You see!!! I'm so craZY that I'm spelling craZY with a capital ZY. So now that you understand the severity of the situation, let me tell you what Tiger is for all you Apple ignigs & haters out there. Note: ignigs is a new word I made up that means someone who's ignorant. Yeah, I realize that I combined "ignorant" and "nigger" into one word, and that I'm gonna burn in hell for it, but it isn't like I was going to heaven anyway ...um, if it exists. Mac OS X 10.4 (No, it's not "Mac OS 10.4" it's "Mac OS X 10.4" goddammit!!!!) is the newest major upgrade to what I think is the best OS out there. Think of it as the middle child of some fucked up trailer trash Jerry Springer fuckers, with Windows being the older child who's now in prison for killing 20 cops with a sniper gun, and Linux being the innocent baby. Combine the innocence of the baby, with the immense killing intentions of the older child, and there you go! That's what Mac OS X is. Now that what it is is crystal clear to you all now, due to my superior analogy, I'm sure all of you are wondering why I'm excited about it. Well shit guys, it comes with new toys I can play with! Dashboard, Spotlight, upgraded applications, speed boost, etc. (If you don't know what some of that shit is, I suggest going to Apple's site and finding out.) Plus, I love having the latest greatest thing. Damn straight I'm gonna be one of the first people to buy a Nintendo Revolution and a Playstation 3 (fuck XBox 360). It's supposedly suppose (ha ha, I used "supposedly suppose") to arrive today. Let's all cross our fingers. Annnnnd, there ...crossed. It's hard to type like this. After Tiger (May 27th 2:49AM) Well, Tiger isn't the huge spectacular change I was expecting. Sure, Spotlight is going to save me tons of time when I've lost something, and I need to find it in an instant. Sure, Dashboard is a nifty feature that has a limitless amount of room to mature into a product I can't live without. I guess I'm bummed out because there weren't any surprises. I pretty much knew what I was getting from the gecko. With Apple, I'm so used to that shock factor that when there is no shock at all, I'm let down in a way. Nonetheless, interacting with things in Tiger is about twice as fast as it was in Panther, and that in itself was worth the price with student discounts of course. I'm happy. There's nothing bad about making a good thing even better. Just wishing that it would have made my cock harder, if only slightly ...but it's as flaccid as ever. ¶3:06 AM e-mail me (2) comments Thursday, May 26, 2005 Lyrics to "I Wanna Booty Fuck You"Booty fuck ....boooty fuck ....booty fuck ....booty fuckI wanna booty fuck you ...yeah ...baby When you come around baby ...i'll I wanna do Is stick my beautiful dick ...where you pooo There isn't anything in this world ...that makes me feel the way your anus sucks it in ...makes my skin peel And it peels ...YEs it peels ...cuss there's shit all on my penis And it peels ..Yes it peels ...it only takes 10 seconds till I'm finish Booty fuck ....boooty fuck ....booty fuck ....booty fuck (x2) I wanna booty fuck you ...yeah ...baby Your ass smells horrible ...but that's o ..k Because as soon as I stick dick in ...it's a wonderful day When your on your period ...and your all mean I can still booty fuck you ...even when you bleed And you bleed ...Yes you bleed ...cuss there blood all in your pussy And you bleed ...Yes you bleed ...I hope you don't have HIV Booty fuck ....boooty fuck ....booty fuck ....booty fuck (x2) I wanna booty fuck you ...yeah ...baby Ooooooooooo, Ooooooooo, Oooooooo, Ooooooooo Booty fuck ....boooty fuck ....booty fuck ....booty fuck (x2) I wanna booty fuck you ...yeah ...baby Download The Track. ¶10:37 AM e-mail me (3) comments Wednesday, May 25, 2005 Darkness Falls - A Strange GraduationI recently attended a graduation in Columbia (SC). My cousin finally graduated this year. But to my surprise, when my family got to the place where the graduation was being held, there were black people everywhere! I have never seen as many black people in one place like that ever. I even went to a Jay-Z concert one time, but it didn't even compare to the situation I had to endure in Columbia.My family got there 30 minutes early...so everyone had to wait outside so that the students at another high school could have their gratuation ceremony. It was so fucking horrible. I've never seen so much weave in my life! In case you guys don't know what weave is - some black girls (and guys) enjoy having a huge shitload of hair on their heads or there's a hairstyle that's so outrageous that it can't be done with one's own hair. So they pay lots of money for hair that was plucked out of a horses ass (or some fat Indian woman's head), and then burn and/or clip the hair into their heads. Yeah, I should just say it's a black thing, you white people do the same thing now. The thing about weave that just pisses me off is --- WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU PAY $80 TO PUT FAKE HAIR IN YOUR HEAD TO DO A HAIRDO THAT'LL ONLY LAST A COUPLE OF DAYS??? $80 FUCKING BUCKS!! What the fsck -y. But, not only was there an abundance of weave, but G-R-E-A-S-E. Gawd~ I fucking hate grease. The smell of it is so potent that dogs would fucking get a gun and blow their fucking heads off with one whiff of it. I sneezed for about 10 minutes straight because it was just so fucking bad. Imagine someone spraying lysol all in the hair, but this isn't just any lysol, this is shit that just floats in the air indefinitely and once it's in your lungs, it sticks to the walls! Like hundreds of tiny mosquitos stinging you from within your lungs, throat, and nose simultaneously. Fuck yeah it was that bad! While I was standing out there, I was looking around for some paleness. I only found 1 white guy out of about a crowd of 300+ black people! That's insane! I felt so uncomfortable being apart of the majority all of a sudden. Well, the doors opened and we were all seated. It started. The students came walking in (not to the tune Pomp and Circumstance like every other high school, but some gospel song). OH ...MY ...GAWD. It was so loud. You know how loud ignorant black people are in movie theaters? Imagine that, but unrestrained. Twas chaotic. The funniest thing about this ceremony were some of the names of the students. Let me tell you what a couple of them are (I'll just tell you first names, unless the whole name is funny): Vontra Dekiedra Roquiya Wilhmena Dalilah Kwashere Shonta Kaleisha Raeisi Thy-Nisha Essie Chukwudera Jermonica Keyvonne Bernardra Ja'Neice - wtf!!!! "bernardra" I'd kill myself if I was a girl that had "bernard" in my name. Anyway, you get the point. I felt sorry for the person who had to try and pronounce all of these outrageous names. Don't worry, I understand that Keddaris isn't exactly normal, but atleast it looks Greek. Well, it was a horrid ceremony filled with repetition and monotony just like every other graduation ceremony, the only difference was that it was a little louder. Get this - out of 180 students that were graduating, only one was white. ONLY ONE!!!! That is absolutely insane. Later I found out that segregation is still prevelent in that location. In the capital of South Carolina at that. Well, it's more like indirect segregation. There are two schools - a "white school" and a "black school." The black school is the only school with public transportation, and is cheaper overall, and the white school requires that the students get drove there every morning, and is a little more expensive. Apparently this is an effective way to seggregate nowadays, so all you racist fuckers out there, listen and learn. Overall, it was a fun experience. I still have nightmares filled with grease and weave, but at least my cousin will have an opportunity to get out of that southern ghetto. ¶9:42 PM e-mail me (1) comments Sunday, May 15, 2005 ...Damn straight it's been over 3 weeks since my last post. If you had problems about that, you should of emailed me some goddamn complaints! But nooooo, I didn't get but one email from a fan. Sure, some people told me in person, "Hey you fucker! Update your stupid site already." That made my soul feel good. Well, this really isn't an official post, this is just a declaration that tbonefever.net is back in business. MORE! MORE! MORE! I'm hard at work creating something special. As soon as it finishes uploading, I'll let you know what it is (goddamn 56K connection). 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