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Friday, April 07, 2006
She Strikes Again / Getting Wasted Is Retard A few of my friends and I were just chillen and playing some DOA (awwww yea) mixed with WoW. All of a sudden, we here a - *knock! Low and behold, it's Geology Girl (the same one I mentioned in my last post). As you guys read, I was going to give her another shot (har har har), so I stayed and experienced all that is Geology Girl w/ one of her busty friends. Really nice eye candy. You see that rock pictured above? No?! Let me show you this rock some more: Guess what she gave me, and everyone in the room. Just guess. Apparently, she was searching Charleston for rocks like a good geology major (I guess), and when she came in the room, she gave everyone this rock. She explicitly explained to everyone, of course without asking everyone if they cared or not, that it's granite and it's an igneous rock. Well, what do you know ...her busty friend was intrigued and asked, "What's that?" Geology Girl was flabbergasted upon hearing this question, and thoroughly described how it was created. I sat there, very NOT intrigued. SO FUCK! I made modest attempts to converse with Geology Girl and (...i might as well) Busty Girl, but I was just losing interest. Fun was no where to be found. There's only so much fun cleavage can give you until you want to touch the most beautiful fissure God has ever created on this Earth, only to realize that if you do you'll get slapped in the fucking face. My face would be a fragile sedimentary rock, and her hand would be acidy (Dane Cook reference) rain - that sort of thing. So, in spite of all of this, I decided to leave ....because they were also planning on getting WASTED yet again. It was a fucking Tuesday, and I had shit to do the next day. It's not like I'm a silly freshmen. So yeah, I told everyone "Yeah, I'm going to leave ...I don't really like getting drunk anymore." OF fucking course, Geology Girl made yet another comment that pissed me off: "So, you're going to leave again like you always do." Jesus Fucking Christ is all I was thinking. I took the granite rock she gave me, and threw it in her face causing it to bleed; she eventually bled to death. Well, atleast that's the little movie that was playing in the theater in my head. Nah, I took the rock, said my goodbyes, and left. To this day, I still have that piece of granite rock. I'm scarred I tell you. Everytime I see granite rock, I think of Geology Girl and how geologic her conversations are. If I fucking hear people talking about geology topic after geology topic while totally disregarding the people around them who could care less about it, I'm seriously going to punch Geology Girl, Busty Girl, and anyone else involved in the incident in their fucking mouths. Now, granite (ha ha ha ha, i made a pun), I like geology slightly. I'm in geology 101, and some of it is interesting. But totally obsessing over it is a little too much for me to fathom.  Since we're talking about getting drunk and shit, I have something to say about that too as well. GETTING WASTED IS THE MOST INANE THING I HAVE EVER DONE (on countless occasions). I fucking hate how it makes me feel when I'm wasted, and I fucking hate how it makes me feel after I'm wasted. It's just a shit-faced thing to do in my opinion. I don't have anything against people who do it, I just have everything against me participating in getting wasted. AND, I'm not going to do it anymore. The bad thing about that, is when you hang out with people who are like, "Dude, let's get wasted tonight," the peer pressure is so blatantly obvious that it repels me from doing it - what a turn off. In fact, I like to believe peer pressure doesn't exist, which is why I can safely make the choice to not do it. Of course then, they'll call you names like "vagina" and "pussy" or [insert random female-specific body part], but you just gotta be like "Fuck no, I'm not going to drink to get wasted." Well, that's what happened when I was trying to leave, and it really does leave you with a bad after taste. I can understand a friend trying their best to convince you to do something positive, but when they go on and on trying to convince you to do something negative (and yes, I believe getting wasted is negative but getting a nice buzz is not), it just makes you really disappointed in those people since they're not respecting your decision. Geology Girl was one of those people ...a person who barely even fucking knows me is disrespecting me - AWESOMENESS. But if it's someone I consider a really good friend, it doesn't really bother me so much. There's always a grey area when it comes to those kinds of complaints. Nonetheless, there's nothing I can do about it. People want to get wasted, and I'm cool with that. Just stop expecting that EVERYONE around you also wants to get wasted, because that's usually hardly the case. And also, you really shouldn't give someone who doesn't necessarily hate geology, but dislikes it, A FUCKING ROCK!!! WHAT THE FUCKING SHIT IS WRONG WITH YOU. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST...HOW DUMB IS THAT? Of course, the grey area in this matter is that she doesn't know how strongly opposed to geology I am, so it's forgivable. But obviously, it didn't prevent me from getting angry about it; angry enough to right a post about it. Just a side note: the dude from the last post is actually alright ...once he stops talking about geology. He likes Queens of the Stone Age, and RadioHead, and basically every artist that I like. And that's pretty cool. ¶10:52 AM e-mail me (2) comments (2) comments
Ever since I saw that last post, and every time I hear someone say something about geology, I say, "Geology Rocks." And they laugh like they've never heard it before. I tried it once or twice expecting a groan each time. But now I'm doing it to see how many people actually laugh. It's insane! They all do! I don't get it--it's such a horrible joke.
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It sounds as if you might really have liked Geology Girl a bit per the old Shakespearian adage of "You protest too much". Come on, if Geology would have talked about your rocks instead of some sedimentary ones, she would have caught your groove. Anyway, I totally agree with you about the getting wasted thing. What a drag that it seems to be the solution to social interaction. What ever happened to just getting together and actually learning something about the other people or getting together and doing something fun without being bombed.
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