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Thursday, October 19, 2006
A Happy CamperNo, I haven't been camping, nor do I know anyone who has in the last 6 months. I'm also far from being your typical "happy" human being. Life still fucking sucks. Mon - Fri I have to wake up @ 7AM so that I can get ready for my 8AM classes. Then I go to work and get off around 5PM. Depending on the day, I won't get to relax in my house again until 6:30PM at the latest. But nooooooo, that's not all. When I'm at home, I'm expected to do [.........drum ...........roll] homework!!!! Yes! How much free time do I have to do dumb_shit / make_music / work on website? About an hour, give or take 30 minutes. I've gotta squeeze in some good old fashioned porn time too. So yea. For the last 3 months now, life has fucking sucked. If only I was done with college. I'm ready to work everyday and come home only to have the entire evening available to do as I please. That's the American dream in a nutshell - no where in this O'Reilly book does it say "going to college is the American dream."Where the fuck did the phrase "happy camper" come from anyway? Doesn't make anysense. Were there tons of people that just happened to be camping in this huge woodstock-like existence for a week or two, they became really really happy, and then dispersed all throughout the world? "Bob, why are you do goddamn happy?" "Oh, I was camping with a shitton of people. Then this bear came stampeding through everyone's tents and started feasting on a kid or two. Someone just happened to have a unicycle, and threw it at the bear. The bear was so intrigued by this unicycle that it stopped chewing on little Timmy's large intestines, hopped on, and started riding around and around in a circle. Everyone just started lol-ing their asses off. Then we all passed around joints and sung 'Kung-Fu Fighting.' It was the happiest two weeks of my life." Meh. I want to say "fuck this shit," but I can't I can't I can't I can't I can't. I made it this far, why fuck the shit now? ¶6:11 PM e-mail me (1) comments (1) comments
yeah, well, family guy says the american dream is to grow up and marry a skinny hairless phillipino boy...so there. Back To Blog top September 2002 / October 2002 / November 2002 / December 2002 / January 2003 / February 2003 / March 2003 / April 2003 / May 2003 / June 2003 / July 2003 / August 2003 / September 2003 / October 2003 / November 2003 / December 2003 / January 2004 / February 2004 / March 2004 / April 2004 / May 2004 / June 2004 / July 2004 / August 2004 / September 2004 / October 2004 / November 2004 / December 2004 / January 2005 / February 2005 / March 2005 / April 2005 / May 2005 / June 2005 / July 2005 / August 2005 / September 2005 / October 2005 / November 2005 / December 2005 / January 2006 / February 2006 / March 2006 / April 2006 / May 2006 / August 2006 / October 2006 / December 2006 / April 2007 / August 2007 / September 2007 / November 2007 / January 2008 / February 2008 / March 2008 / April 2008 /
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