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Wednesday, January 18, 2006

Lyrics to "Pussy Grass"

if grass had a vagina what I'd really want to do
is fuck the shit out of it and then give it semen food
but grass...doesn't have a cunt, that makes me very sad
atleast I get to fantasize while I'm cutting the grass

cutting the grass, licking my fingers
wishing every blade of grass was jacking off my weiner
going in reverse, because I missed a spot (raise pitch) ... I need some
super special pussy grass 'cus that would really rock

I bought some magic grass seeds that I found off eeeebay
Its description said it's pussy grass and I thought "Noooo Way"
But what the hell I might as well just give these things a shot
i'm a man who's only dream is having'a happy cock

I used ebay, seeds are what I'm getting
wishing I had special grass that jacked ..off my wee wee
placed an order, 'cus I'm giving this a shot ... I need some
super special pussy grass 'cus that would really rock

Today I finally got those grass seeds out of the mailbox
I quickly grabbed the shovel and began to plant a crop
After 3 to 4 weeks blades of cunt grass started to grow
what happened next? Well, wouldn't you like to know

(second time) grasss ...I ...love ...you
grasss ...I ...need ...you
grasss ...I ...want ..some
cutting the grass, licking my fingers
wishing every blade of grass was jacking off my weiner
going in reverse, because I missed a spot (raise pitch) ... I need some
super special pussy grass 'cus that would really rock

(second time) I ....love ...e ...bay
I ...need ...e ...bay
I'm getting some
I used ebay, seeds are what I'm getting
wishing I had special grass that jacked ..off my wee wee
placed an order, 'cus I'm giving this a shot ... I need some
super special pussy grass 'cus that would really rock

My.... bo....dy aches
My .... pe...nis burns
My ...I ...have ...some
fucking the grass, licking my fingers
now I have some pussy grass that jacks off my weiner
i'm gettin very tired 'cus i fuck it nonstop ... I have some
super special pussy grass AND IT'S FUCKING SWEET!!!!!!!!

¶10:04 AM e-mail me (0) comments

Yoga Booty Ballet

I was flipping thru channels on my tv box and stumbled across the most idiotic product ever!!!! Mainly because of its name ... Yoga Booty Ballet

What the fuck?!?!?!! This infomercial actually had me mesmerized because seeing middle-aged overweight white housewives trying to "hip-hop" dance, and saying "booty" every 2 minutes was so goddamn hilarious. Words cannot describe the amount of hilarity I received from watching this. It was honestly like watching a MadTV skit.

Testimonials from the ad (read the following with a girly girl voice in your head):
"I don't think I can go a day without Yoga Booty Ballet."
"Yoga Booty Ballet is something I'll do for the rest of my life."
"I see it... so much...in my booty, it's great!"
"Oh my god I'm doing ballet! Oh my god I'm doing yoga! Oh my god my booty looks great!"

"CALL NOW AND YOU'LL GET THE YOGA BOOTY BALLET SQUISHY BALL, ABSOLUTELY FREE!"

HAHA! There was a woman crying and being sentimental, while keeping a straight face saying "Yoga Booty Ballet." LOL. She was definitely an actress because no one in there right mind could possible say that with so much emotion. Yoga Booty Ballet would make such a great gag gift.

¶9:43 AM e-mail me (0) comments

Monday, January 16, 2006