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Wednesday, November 21, 2007
WelcomeHello world. I'm TBoneFever ...and life is soooooooooooooo wonderful right now for me.I have tons of friends that I hang out with on a regular bases 20 minutes a week is more than enough time invested to maintain a friendship I do believe. I don't have cockroaches crawling all over my room No, I didn't see cockroaches crawling all in my clothes, and in my dresser, and behind my posters this morning. No, that doesn't ever happen. And if it were to happen, it's probably because I left a drink open in my room. It's not because THE WHOLE FUCKING HOUSE IS INFESTED AND WE NEED A FUCKING EXTERMINATOR. No, not at all. We all know leaving drinks out in your room attracts bugs more than leaving food out in the kitchen. We all know bugs aren't capable of spreading/migrating to other sections of the house. How do cockroaches reproduce? Well, someone needs to leave a drink out ...and then they materialize out of thin air. Sexual reproduction has nothing to do with it. There aren't any unpleasant sounds in my house at all Between 2 parakeets, 2 cocktails, 1 FUCKING ANNOYING PARROT!!!! I SWEAR, THE SQUAEKING THAT MOTHERFUCKER DOES DOESN'T SOUND JUST LIKE THIS AT ALL... And it's not like I have sensitive hearing or anything....BECAUSE I DO. It's not like I can feel every sound down to the bone. You know what, the living room is a great place for sounds like these. I can play on the Wii, and listen to the sweet nothings of a parrot. I have two parakeets ...and no, THEY'RE NOT DOING THE SAME FUCKING ANNOYING SOUNDS THAT THE PARROT IS DOING. Parakeets don't imitate bird calls, they create their own. No, I don't have to listen to the same wonderful sounds in my bedroom from my parakeets. My car doesn't have any problems what-so-ever ...i.e. smoke does not emit from the engine everytime I drive longer than 5 minutes Nope, I don't have a spare tire anymore ....my parents who got laid off in their late 50s love giving me money to fix things. I love accepting it. It makes me feel like an adult. Not having healthcare is a lot of fun OUCH! There's a severe pain in my chest ...I guess I'll sleep it off. [ ----> next day] Hmmm, I'm not feeling any pain anymore, ALL BETTER. And I love having asthma ...Who needs medicine for that? I surely don't. OH LOOK, I'm a bald black guy! What a positive stereotype. I love being bald ...thank god I'm balding. It'll make it easier to shave my hair off every two days. ¶8:14 AM e-mail me (3) comments top September 2002 / October 2002 / November 2002 / December 2002 / January 2003 / February 2003 / March 2003 / April 2003 / May 2003 / June 2003 / July 2003 / August 2003 / September 2003 / October 2003 / November 2003 / December 2003 / January 2004 / February 2004 / March 2004 / April 2004 / May 2004 / June 2004 / July 2004 / August 2004 / September 2004 / October 2004 / November 2004 / December 2004 / January 2005 / February 2005 / March 2005 / April 2005 / May 2005 / June 2005 / July 2005 / August 2005 / September 2005 / October 2005 / November 2005 / December 2005 / January 2006 / February 2006 / March 2006 / April 2006 / May 2006 / August 2006 / October 2006 / December 2006 / April 2007 / August 2007 / September 2007 / November 2007 / January 2008 / February 2008 / March 2008 / April 2008 /
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