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Saturday, January 19, 2008
J. J. Abrams Rocks My SocksLife is good atm. Well, as good as it'll probably get. I started my new job as an employee of Mystikal Solutions working as a Computer Systems Analyst (a.k.a. helpdesk) for SPAWAR. Confusing ..I know. Working 6am - 2pm is actually nice; however it blows having to go to bed around 9PM. Luckily next week I'll be on 2nd shift. Damn I want a beer. It's gonna be a nice LOOOOOONG weekend. The best thing about a long weekend is the short "4-day week" that follows... MMMMMmmmmmmmmm. HEALTHCARE!!!! YES ...Well, it's in the process of getting setup. I can now get cancer and pay for the treatment, fuck yea. Cigarettes, here I come!!! (Currently smoking Marlboro Smooth & Camel Frost 'cus I'm cool like that).I bought some bug spray for the cockroach ...it's funny how every product is MAXIMUM STRENGTH now. I wonder if anyone who needed to kill colonies of cockroaches would choose MEDIUM or LOW STRENGTH over MAXIMUM. It seems redundant to put it on shit like that. Well anyway, I no longer kill 5+ roaches a day ...it's more like one ever week now. I guess that's an improvement. This may be slightly funny to less than 5% of my readers, but yesterday I bought a bowl specifically marketed for cat food, and I'm using it as a bird bath for my three parakeets. Hardy Ha Har. Goddamn I need a camcorder [that's Mac compatible] so I can record funny parakeet antics and post it on youtube. I could also submit amateur porn on xtube. Hopefully I'll have one in the near future. As well as a Jeep Wrangler, a brand new Mac Pro (8 core goodness), an iPhone (to replace my iPod Touch/cell ...my pockets are having anxiety from always holding so much technology). Goddamn I'm gonna be broke. Anyway, I'm hooking up with a chick I met online in about 2 hours (craigslist FTW), I should probably go ahead and wash my balls. It takes about an hour to completely clean them since they're so huge, which only leaves me with 30 minutes to shower/shave. ¶10:42 AM e-mail me (0) comments (0) commentsBack To Blog top September 2002 / October 2002 / November 2002 / December 2002 / January 2003 / February 2003 / March 2003 / April 2003 / May 2003 / June 2003 / July 2003 / August 2003 / September 2003 / October 2003 / November 2003 / December 2003 / January 2004 / February 2004 / March 2004 / April 2004 / May 2004 / June 2004 / July 2004 / August 2004 / September 2004 / October 2004 / November 2004 / December 2004 / January 2005 / February 2005 / March 2005 / April 2005 / May 2005 / June 2005 / July 2005 / August 2005 / September 2005 / October 2005 / November 2005 / December 2005 / January 2006 / February 2006 / March 2006 / April 2006 / May 2006 / August 2006 / October 2006 / December 2006 / April 2007 / August 2007 / September 2007 / November 2007 / January 2008 / February 2008 / March 2008 / April 2008 /
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