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Saturday, January 19, 2008
Holy ShitI wrote this 6 fucking years ago and it's still true:Let me explain what first impressions mean to me. If when we interact for the first time, and you appear "airy" or dumb...I'm not talking to you or I'm not going to be myself around you. If when we interact for the first time, and you insult the fuck out of me...I'm not talking to you or I'm not going to be myself ever around you. "How do I act when I'm not being myself?" Talking to me is like talking to an interactive barney. I respond as if I'm automated. I don't volunteer any information other than what you ask of me. I don't ever share how I feel about things, or what I like or dislike. I show no emotions. I try as hard as I can to avoid communication. I don't want to know anything about you; I don't give a fuck about you. "Talking" to myself is so much more productive than being fake to someone, and forcing communication. If we don't click, we're not going to. If you are reading this, and I've done any of these things to you....that means I don't care about you, and I don't give a fuck about you Leave me the hell alone. Stay in your world, and I'll stay in mine. More... It's fucking amazing how that shit still holds up today. I can't believe I've been doing this blog since 2002, jesus fucking christ! ...vagina ¶9:19 PM e-mail me (0) comments My Nipple Ring It hurt like a bitch. I got it last year sometime. When it's cold and that nipple gets hard, tight shirt = instant erection. It also works wonders during foreplay. The pain of getting it sucked feels surprising good ...eventually. Imagine getting that tingling sensation that your dick/clit experiences during an orgasm in your nipple. Fucking amazing it is. Highly recommended. Hmmm, that was probably too much information. Warning: Make sure the ball you unscrew to put it in and out of your nipple(s) is screwed tight. One time my nipple ring was sucked on so hard it unscrewed out, and was almost swallowed. Needless to say, it wasn't exactly a turn-on for us. Don't worry, I laughed my ass off. Good times. ¶8:35 PM e-mail me (0) comments J. J. Abrams Rocks My SocksLife is good atm. Well, as good as it'll probably get. I started my new job as an employee of Mystikal Solutions working as a Computer Systems Analyst (a.k.a. helpdesk) for SPAWAR. Confusing ..I know. Working 6am - 2pm is actually nice; however it blows having to go to bed around 9PM. Luckily next week I'll be on 2nd shift. Damn I want a beer. It's gonna be a nice LOOOOOONG weekend. The best thing about a long weekend is the short "4-day week" that follows... MMMMMmmmmmmmmm. HEALTHCARE!!!! YES ...Well, it's in the process of getting setup. I can now get cancer and pay for the treatment, fuck yea. Cigarettes, here I come!!! (Currently smoking Marlboro Smooth & Camel Frost 'cus I'm cool like that).I bought some bug spray for the cockroach ...it's funny how every product is MAXIMUM STRENGTH now. I wonder if anyone who needed to kill colonies of cockroaches would choose MEDIUM or LOW STRENGTH over MAXIMUM. It seems redundant to put it on shit like that. Well anyway, I no longer kill 5+ roaches a day ...it's more like one ever week now. I guess that's an improvement. This may be slightly funny to less than 5% of my readers, but yesterday I bought a bowl specifically marketed for cat food, and I'm using it as a bird bath for my three parakeets. Hardy Ha Har. Goddamn I need a camcorder [that's Mac compatible] so I can record funny parakeet antics and post it on youtube. I could also submit amateur porn on xtube. Hopefully I'll have one in the near future. As well as a Jeep Wrangler, a brand new Mac Pro (8 core goodness), an iPhone (to replace my iPod Touch/cell ...my pockets are having anxiety from always holding so much technology). Goddamn I'm gonna be broke. Anyway, I'm hooking up with a chick I met online in about 2 hours (craigslist FTW), I should probably go ahead and wash my balls. It takes about an hour to completely clean them since they're so huge, which only leaves me with 30 minutes to shower/shave. ¶10:42 AM e-mail me (0) comments top September 2002 / October 2002 / November 2002 / December 2002 / January 2003 / February 2003 / March 2003 / April 2003 / May 2003 / June 2003 / July 2003 / August 2003 / September 2003 / October 2003 / November 2003 / December 2003 / January 2004 / February 2004 / March 2004 / April 2004 / May 2004 / June 2004 / July 2004 / August 2004 / September 2004 / October 2004 / November 2004 / December 2004 / January 2005 / February 2005 / March 2005 / April 2005 / May 2005 / June 2005 / July 2005 / August 2005 / September 2005 / October 2005 / November 2005 / December 2005 / January 2006 / February 2006 / March 2006 / April 2006 / May 2006 / August 2006 / October 2006 / December 2006 / April 2007 / August 2007 / September 2007 / November 2007 / January 2008 / February 2008 / March 2008 / April 2008 /
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