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Someone showed me this at work, I couldn't stop laughing for literally 10 minutes.  This is especially funny if you've seen the movie Paranormal Activity, that movie was FUCKING HORRIBLE!

One of the most scariest movies of all time??  No, I was NEVER scared while I watched that movie, not even once!  They had a great concept going for them, but such a failure of an execution.  Nothing happened that was "paranormal" enough to warrant a motion picture release (i.e. - see straight to dvd).  I've seen scarier things in episodes of the x-files; the movie lasted about as long as an x-files episode, but lacked the creativity that any one of those episodes have.  It's not even a budget thing; the earlier x-files was definitely working with little funds, but the stories and writing was golden!  Paranormal Activity had no story; sure the couple had lots of natural chemistry that translated to the screen nice enough, however just like ky jelly, after a while it dries up.  The couple is typical.  The whole experience was less than typical; Spy Kids 3-D: Game Over offered far more thrills, no lie.