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<p><strong>ATTACKS</strong> by blowing bubbles at enemies in rapid succession as he flees. &nbsp;When the bubbles burst, they explode like proximity mines. &nbsp;Though, the explosion of fire is not enough to tear a hole in the enemies flesh, it merely leaves a dark brownish scratch.&nbsp;</p>
<p><strong>AND</strong></p>
<p><strong>EVADES</strong> enemies in one of three ways: &nbsp;creating a huge bubble around him [and allies around him] that no attack can penetrate <strong>OR</strong> creating a huge bubble around him [and allies around him] that floats away <strong>OR</strong> by creating lots a fire that randomly scatters around him, terrifying his foes causing them to flee.</p>
<p><em>...was chilling out by a tree with his "gfriend/sister/adopted-daughter"/student who:</em></p>
<p><strong>ATTACKS</strong> by running away from the enemy screaming in terror. &nbsp;Although, she has the most powerful forbidden jitsu tattooed on her back. &nbsp;She is literally a walking, talking, bouncing nuclear bomb! Very hot and helpless.</p>
<p><strong>AND</strong></p>
<p><strong>EVADES</strong> by (see her <strong>ATTACKS</strong>)</p>
<p><em>She starts skipping away from the bubble guy, and he cracks a smile. &nbsp;He picks up his pipe, and blows a standard bubble, nothing too fancy. &nbsp;As nuclear bomb girl runs on top of the pond (*yes, she is walking on water), the bubble playfully follows her fannies. &nbsp;It catches up to her! -- When it creeps by her right shoulder, the bubble guy snapped his fingers, and it splattered all over her. &nbsp;It must of broke her concentration./chakra-control because she plummeted into the water. &nbsp;Her thin-clothed, skin-tight, lightly colored gown/ninja-attire was soaked!</em></p>
<p>Such wonderful Naruto-YAFF!</p>]]></content></entry><entry><title>Apple Sues HTC</title><category term="Technology"/><id>http://www.tbonefever.net/home/2010/3/2/apple-sues-htc.html</id><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.tbonefever.net/home/2010/3/2/apple-sues-htc.html"/><author><name>West Crosby</name></author><published>2010-03-03T02:58:14Z</published><updated>2010-03-03T02:58:14Z</updated><content type="html" xml:lang="en-US"><![CDATA[<p>Is it just me, or does this make Apple out to be one backward assed hypocrite?</p>]]></content></entry><entry><title>Flashforward</title><category term="TV"/><category term="flashforward"/><id>http://www.tbonefever.net/home/2010/2/28/flashforward.html</id><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.tbonefever.net/home/2010/2/28/flashforward.html"/><author><name>West Crosby</name></author><published>2010-02-28T14:58:00Z</published><updated>2010-02-28T14:58:00Z</updated><content type="html" xml:lang="en-US"><![CDATA[<p><span class="full-image-block ssNonEditable"><span><img style="width: 100px;" src="http://www.tbonefever.net/storage/post-images/gb_g47.jpg?__SQUARESPACE_CACHEVERSION=1267375069439" alt="" /></span></span></p>
<p>As a Lost fan, you cannot help but compare it with Flashforward. &nbsp;Afterall, "flashforward" was a word that was made popular by season three of lost where the show stopped having flashbacks. I had every intention to just watch episode one, but I was suprisingly hooked. &nbsp;Yet again, the idea of whether our fates are set in stone, do we actually have free-will, etc &nbsp;-- it has been a very popular theme lately.</p>
<p><span class="full-image-block ssNonEditable"><span><img style="width: 400px;" src="http://www.tbonefever.net/storage/flash-forward-image.jpg?__SQUARESPACE_CACHEVERSION=1267394072644" alt="" /></span></span>I watched it off the&nbsp;<a href="http://www.hulu.com/labs/hulu-desktop">Hulu desktop client</a>&nbsp;for OS X. &nbsp;It's a very sturdy and well-built piece of software I must say. &nbsp;The interface is optimized to provide you with the best experience on your HD TV. &nbsp;All 10 episodes are available for free, the show starts back up on March 18th - the advertising will cram that down your throat, repeatedly, until it's satisfied.</p>
<p>In the first episode, 20 million people die within the first 15 minutes. &nbsp;The whole world blacks out for 2:17 minutes. &nbsp;It has been hypnotically humorous thinking of all the various ways people died:</p>
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<ul>
<li>thousands died from falling down stairs?</li>
<li>millions of people died from planes/helicopters falling out of the sky?</li>
<li>There was an episode where everyone in a densely populated park just dropped to the ground, then it insinuates that vehicles ran them over?</li>
<li>People having fun at beaches were beached. &nbsp;if you were in the water, you drowned - thousands of kids who were playing around in the water drowned.</li>
<li>THE INTERSTATE; all the people who were flooring it, going 80mph to pass some grey hairs in front of them crashed into them instantly killing them and nearly everyone around them? &nbsp;The transfer trucks..</li>
<li>the thousands of people who die merely because they fell on their heads wrong</li>
<li>the list goes on...&nbsp;</li>
</ul>
<p><em>"Okay, you've got my attention." </em>&nbsp;So from the get-go, &nbsp;the 20 million deaths snowballed us with some huge questions: &nbsp;who did this? did it happen everywhere? was everyone affected? why do this?&nbsp;&nbsp;Just as Lost had its main mythology to drive the story and keep us hooked: why did these people crash on the island? what are the numbers about? what the fuck is the smoke creature?&nbsp;</p>
<p>Characters and their interactions with each other are a chance for the writers to test out different theories and loop holes surrounding "seeing the future." &nbsp;None of the characters have any visible chemistry with each other - it's all forced. &nbsp;Although it prevents us from fully feeling sympathetic to their individual stories, it never takes away from the awesome science behind the outcome.</p>
<p>One word: pacing. &nbsp;If you're up for a good ride, maybe something to keep your brain thinking in the absence of lost, try sizing this one up. &nbsp;Plus, if you're a sucker for word games, it's fascinating wrapping your head around the flashfoward writers' diction.</p>]]></content></entry><entry><title>What is College? AA...?</title><category term="1984"/><category term="Rant"/><category term="college"/><id>http://www.tbonefever.net/home/2010/2/27/what-is-college-aa.html</id><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.tbonefever.net/home/2010/2/27/what-is-college-aa.html"/><author><name>West Crosby</name></author><published>2010-02-27T15:32:58Z</published><updated>2010-02-27T15:32:58Z</updated><content type="html" xml:lang="en-US"><![CDATA[<p><span class="full-image-block ssNonEditable"><span><img style="width: 150px;" src="http://www.tbonefever.net/storage/x-files-001-450.jpg?__SQUARESPACE_CACHEVERSION=1267292789743" alt="" /></span></span></p>
<p>An institution where you can become fully proficient in a skill that will propel you to infinity and beyond? &nbsp;Possibly, but statistically not so much.&nbsp;</p>
<blockquote>
<p>The jobless rate for 20 to 24 year olds is 15.8 percent, up from 12.4 percent just one year ago, and the highest unemployment rate for the college age demographic since 1983. &nbsp;&lt;<a href="http://www.wcax.com/Global/story.asp?S=11961183">SOURCE</a>&gt;</p>
</blockquote>
<p>I can attest to those that believe that 'even when you obtain a job, it'll merely be an entry-level undertaking - barely enough income to pay off those accumulating bills. &nbsp;It really is a tragic situation that we're dealing with in this era (or error) of America. &nbsp;When exiting college, you're going to have the 25-65 year old demographic competing for your entry-level position, that's a lot of competition. &nbsp;Why hire person A who has just reached adulthood, when hiring person B who is more seasoned and more capable at dealing with life would cause less headaches no matter what the situation is? &nbsp;No matter how much book-smartzz or technical gibbering jargon person A has under his belt, if person B is better with dealing with the rushes and waves of stress on the job, person B &gt; person A. &nbsp;I'll play the devil's advocate for minute w/ this: anyone can pick up a hobo off the side of the street and train him for the job; no matter how old or experienced this hobo is. &nbsp;It may take a week, it may take a year, but eventually the hobo will be able to perform very well - you just gotta hold his hand, and hope that he doesn't steal your wallet.&nbsp;&nbsp;</p>
<p>Senior citizens? No, they are not retiring. &nbsp;America promised every single one of them to "Work work work, procreate and buy buy buy; when your hair silvers out just chill the fuck out and enjoy the rest of your wonderful and respected lives." <em>&lt;&lt;30 Years Later&gt;&gt;</em> &nbsp;<strong>America</strong>: "We're sorry everyone, we keep spending all of that tax money that we promised to give you upon retirement on wars and secret projects. &nbsp;These wars appear to be for liberating the world from terrorism, but obviously we the people, just kidding, we 20 peoples have our own agendas to push into the world's warm vagina. &nbsp;Trust us, we are nothing like the Nazis; we are for the equal treatment of all people of every race and religion (SEE <a href="http://socialissues.wiseto.com/Articles/FO3020630001/">AFFIRMATIVE ACTION</a>). Please continue to work while we try to figure out where those trillions of dollars went."</p>
<p><span style="text-decoration: underline;"><strong>I apoligize, i'm adamantly random ATM.</strong></span></p>
<blockquote>
<p>Affirmative action is unfair to the minorities it is intended to help as well as to white males. While the intentions behind affirmative action policies were laudable, the outcome has created a situation that conflicts with the basic American belief in individual achievement.&nbsp;</p>
</blockquote>
<p>Because America has affirmative action (AA), how can I, a black man, a minority, prove to the entire world that I achieved my career and my success because I worked my fucking ass off, while dealing with so much bullshit throughout my life -- the road to my motherfucking success has been rough, I'M IN MOTHERFUCKING SOUTH CAROLINA, you guys and gals know how motherfucking dumb these motherfucking people are here..</p>
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<p>It has been so hard to get to where I am. &nbsp;My dad was proud when he saw me handshaking and taking my diploma(s); my parents sacrificed soooo much to ensure that I was provided with the tools I needed to make it this far... &nbsp;Working was hell for those two (still is, they are senior citizens and are still working...), dealing with certain employees getting special treatment, aka the opposite of affirmative action,&nbsp;over others just because the media portrays blacks as less than... I've had a lot of work experience, when The conversation arises about affirmative actionz and about how easy it supposedly was for me to get to where I am, and how jealous "the majority" is of me for receiving special treatment. &nbsp;What special treatment? What the fuck are you talking about "white america." (See&nbsp;<a href="http://www.azlyrics.com/lyrics/eminem/whiteamerica.html">"White America"</a> by Eminem) The only special treatment it gives me is doubt --- extreme doubt --- all it takes is one person to tell me how easy it should have been for me, and to shut the fuck up and stop whining about mistreatment, it pushes my biggest button causing extreme doubt in who I am and what I stand for. &nbsp;</p>
<blockquote>
<p>&ldquo;As a nation, America has got itself into one hell of a mess because of affirmative action preferences. Some groups of people believe it is their entitlement while others are seething with anger about such programs." He feels that America must end affirmative action and that only by doing so &ldquo;can we rededicate our nation to the principle of equality and bring social peace and harmony to America."</p>
</blockquote>
<p>Affirmative action is a societal poison; it does nothing but put up barriers and boundaries that create a work environment where it is difficult for minorities to be taking seriously, &nbsp;OR &nbsp;it injects the doubt that everyone around them in fact is not taking them seriously. &nbsp;Either or it's another error of America.</p>
<p>So, in an act to have a main idea and closing arguments, what is college? An institution where you can learn how to socialize and build long lasting relationships? &nbsp;I'm from a very small town in South Carolina.. imagine what it was like socializing with some of the people there. &nbsp;Does it suck that I learned about people mostly from TV, mainly The Real World on MTV; that shit was da bomb back in the day. &nbsp;There was never a need for me to socialize with my peers, I was so happily complacent with tinkering with my nifty computer in 1992, and reading books about giant man/woman-eating monsters. &nbsp;Flashforward (I downloaded the first 3 episodes, we'll see if it's a good show) to college, I start to socialize with peers that were absolutely amazing! &nbsp;Discussing the details of your entire belief structure with someone is such a breathtaking, and awe-inspiring experience. &nbsp;Three years later, I get enticed into the dark side of college. &nbsp;Within two years, socializing went from something where you completely absorb someone's human essence to &nbsp;"let's get drunk &amp; stupid, and talk about nothing but pop culture while insulting each other." &nbsp;College literally dumbed down my idea of what socializing with my fellow man or woman means. &nbsp;Although, I do have an addictive personality -- but I had no idea I had one until I went to [insert noun].</p>
<p>Not that this matters, but in being the token black guy in many social situations - I'm pro learning about humanity, and sometimes you won't have the comfort of a black blanket to give you shelter - being experienced with the role of token, it's only natural that I'll become the target of those who still contain some kind of beef with my kind (?). &nbsp;I become the ambassador of the black race. &nbsp;They finally get to push off all of their anguish and bad-feelings (or good-feelings) they have had with my kind (?) on me! &nbsp;Thanks! I actually wanted to be the ambassador of the black race -- oh shit, I don't act like none of the black people you have ever met before or seen on TV? &nbsp;Oh oh, you're getting upset because that conversation with a black guy you've finally wanted to have isn't warm and fuzzy (See <a href="http://www.theonion.com/content/node/36484">Will Smith</a>&nbsp;- The black man everyone at work can agree on).&nbsp;</p>
<p>What does college mean to me? &nbsp;What did college cost me? &nbsp;Financially, it has put a hole in my wallet that will be miraculous if I can fill it. &nbsp;Mentally (see above). &nbsp;What does college mean to you?</p>
<p>&nbsp;</p>]]></content></entry><entry><title>Purgatory</title><category term="Rant"/><category term="purgatory"/><id>http://www.tbonefever.net/home/2010/2/26/purgatory.html</id><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.tbonefever.net/home/2010/2/26/purgatory.html"/><author><name>West Crosby</name></author><published>2010-02-27T01:55:22Z</published><updated>2010-02-27T01:55:22Z</updated><content type="html" xml:lang="en-US"><![CDATA[<p>&nbsp;</p>
<p><span class="full-image-block ssNonEditable"><span><img style="width: 100px;" src="http://www.tbonefever.net/storage/47-1.jpg?__SQUARESPACE_CACHEVERSION=1267239226598" alt="" /></span></span>The sugar is suddenly mysteriously sweet. &nbsp;That's right, another weekend is upon us. &nbsp;</p>
<blockquote>
<p><strong><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Purgatory">Purgatory</a></strong>&nbsp;is the condition or process of purification or temporary punishment&nbsp;in which the souls of those who die in a state of grace are made ready for Heaven. This is an idea that has ancient roots and is well-attested in early Christian literature, while the conception of purgatory as a geographically situated place is largely the creation of medieval Christian piety and imagination.</p>
</blockquote>
<p>This is the word that has become branded on my mind, as painfully as marinating a metal rod in lava, scooping up the remains with a(N) [indestructible] spoon, and using the burning red tip of it to impale each one of my fucking eyelids out would be. &nbsp;That being said, tis the time to think about warm fuzzy things...</p>
<p>are you an input, or an output?<br />I was 2012'd this week, next week it's my Bday, coiciendence?<br />mid-20s crisis, does it exist?&nbsp;<br />&lt;&lt;PURGATORY PURGATORY&gt;&gt;<br />is there a way to impale an eyelid with a spoon that was dipped in molten lava w/o hurting your eyeballs?<br />all video games suck now?<br />is the corporatizing of the video gaming industry the reason why creativity has hit a brick wall? &nbsp;<br />is that why it's so hard for me to find anything interesting to read, write, listen to, or watch that was created in the last 2 years, or is it because I have become so cynical that nothing "energizes" me anymore?</p>
<p>&nbsp;</p>]]></content></entry><entry><title>24 Episode 9 Irk</title><category term="24"/><category term="TV"/><id>http://www.tbonefever.net/home/2010/2/23/24-episode-9-irk.html</id><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.tbonefever.net/home/2010/2/23/24-episode-9-irk.html"/><author><name>West Crosby</name></author><published>2010-02-24T01:53:23Z</published><updated>2010-02-24T01:53:23Z</updated><content type="html" xml:lang="en-US"><![CDATA[<p><span class="full-image-block ssNonEditable"><span><img style="width: 150px;" src="http://www.tbonefever.net/storage/post-images/GreenPowerRanger.jpg?__SQUARESPACE_CACHEVERSION=1266977727768" alt="" /></span></span></p>
<p>When/Where? In the first 10 minutes of episode 9 of Fox's television show 24 during the 11th hour.</p>
<p>Jack Bauer sits with the head of the Russian mafia (Rafia), and they have Rafia's son on the phone. &nbsp;Jack is desperately trying to get the nuclear rods back from the terrorist. &nbsp;Yes, that is the driving plot device of every season of 24 at some point.. except season 1? &nbsp;Season 1 had the wonderful 'Jack's daughter gets kidnapped, escapes, and is kidnapped again' loop. &nbsp;They speak with Rafia's son, 30 seconds later he's sniped by terrorist 2.0 *** &nbsp;well, actually this is the third group of terrorist who have seemingly and miraculously Come Together to form a wide micro-network (ox_moron - 2pts) &nbsp;"Russian/Arab" 24-hour crime syndicate. &nbsp;30 FUCKING SECONDS. &nbsp;Jack asks Chloe (spellcheck), "Did you trace the phone call?" &nbsp;Nope, she didn't trace the phone call. &nbsp;???? &nbsp;WTF? &nbsp;Well, Rafia's son dropped his cell phone ON CONCRETE *** if it was an iphone, the shit would of cracked *** the call was still connected with CTU-lite (i.e. FBI), they had a full 30 seconds and unsuccessfully traced the phone call? &nbsp;I call bullshit. &nbsp;We are currently in the year 2010 :: in Jack's universe, it's the year 2014+ (atleast!). &nbsp;The terrorist 3.0 ran down to Rafia's son, and said stupid shit like "Where's the rods, is he dead, hurry up" &nbsp;Eventually, one smashed the phone.</p>
<p>CTU recorded the audio of 4 people. &nbsp;With only 5-10 seconds of audio, in LITERALLY less than 5 seconds, they were able to ID one of the voices of the terrorist 3.0 as the president of [insert random middle east country]'s brother?</p>
<p>FUCK THAT!</p>]]></content></entry><entry><title>Greentobacco @ Perenolde</title><category term="Video Games"/><category term="wow"/><id>http://www.tbonefever.net/home/2010/2/4/greentobacco-perenolde.html</id><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.tbonefever.net/home/2010/2/4/greentobacco-perenolde.html"/><author><name>West Crosby</name></author><published>2010-02-04T22:03:02Z</published><updated>2010-02-04T22:03:02Z</updated><content type="html" xml:lang="en-US"><![CDATA[<p><span class="full-image-block ssNonEditable"><span><img style="width: 80px;" src="http://www.tbonefever.net/storage/AdvOfSuperMarioBros3_Compl.jpg?__SQUARESPACE_CACHEVERSION=1265321237434" alt="" /></span></span></p>
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<p><a href="http://revision3.com/diggnation">Diggnation</a>. &nbsp;It's a good tech pop culture show; they seem to discuss the shit that really vibes with me. &nbsp;&lt;&lt;end&gt;&gt;</p>]]></content></entry><entry><title>Paranormal Cattivity</title><category term="Movies"/><category term="Pets"/><category term="cats"/><category term="paranormal activity"/><id>http://www.tbonefever.net/home/2010/2/4/paranormal-cattivity.html</id><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.tbonefever.net/home/2010/2/4/paranormal-cattivity.html"/><author><name>West Crosby</name></author><published>2010-02-04T20:11:38Z</published><updated>2010-02-04T20:11:38Z</updated><content type="html" xml:lang="en-US"><![CDATA[<p><span class="full-image-block ssNonEditable"><span><img src="http://www.tbonefever.net/storage/gizmo-gremlins-picture.jpg?__SQUARESPACE_CACHEVERSION=1265314316665" alt="" /></span></span></p>
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<p>Someone showed me this at work, I couldn't stop laughing for literally 10 minutes. &nbsp;This is especially funny if you've seen the movie <a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1179904/">Paranormal Activity</a>, that movie was FUCKING HORRIBLE!</p>
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<p>One of the most scariest movies of all time?? &nbsp;No, I was NEVER scared while I watched that movie, not even once! &nbsp;They had a great concept going for them, but such a failure of an execution. &nbsp;Nothing happened that was "paranormal" enough to warrant a motion picture release (i.e. - see <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Direct-to-video">straight to dvd</a>). &nbsp;I've seen scarier things in episodes of the x-files; the movie lasted about as long as an x-files episode, but lacked the creativity that any one of those episodes have. &nbsp;It's not even a budget thing; the earlier x-files was definitely working with little funds, but the stories and writing was golden! &nbsp;Paranormal Activity had no story; sure the couple had lots of natural chemistry that translated to the screen nice enough, however just like ky jelly, after a while it dries up. &nbsp;The couple is typical. &nbsp;The whole experience was less than typical; <a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0338459/">Spy Kids 3-D: Game Over</a> offered far more thrills, no lie.</p>]]></content></entry></feed>